parody of Shine On You Crazy Diamond in song parodies

remember being an egg
you didn't have legs
shine on you crazy dragon

now you've got two of those things
and you've even got wings
shine on you crazy dragon

now you're giant and breathe fire
on cast-les and maid-ens
melt steel with great ease
come on you target
for assholes in armour
burn them up faster
you great scale-
-ly bastard
and shine!

you hoarded your treasure too soon
and hired orcs as goons
shine on you crazy dragon

threatened by magical swords
and otherwise bored
shine on you crazy dragon

well you murder adventurers
who enter your dungeons
whose weapons aren't plus-three
go kill some wiz-ards
you overgrown lizard
battle through brimstone
tornadoes
and blizzards
and shine!