Gene pool is closed for repairs in What's Happening

I need to find a thermostat that makes adjustments in tenths of a degree. It seems like my body is more sensitive to temperature changes than most people. For instance, 68°F just feels too hot and 67°F is too cold. I’m constantly toggling back and forth with it.

67.4°F would probably be just right.

I’d probably find something else to complain about though. That’s what happens when life is too good; you start complaining about it being 0.6° too hot inside the house. Could you imagine trying to explain this problem to someone a couple hundred years ago.

We’ve really weakened the gene pool with the use of all our technology. Even tonight I was at Walmart and I found myself dodging loads of people rolling around in those scooter things. Honestly, if you’re using your ACTUAL LEGS as a means of conveyance in Walmart anymore you are pretty much a minority.

Legs are a vestige in Walmart.

I’m surprised by the amount of scooters that they even have. I remember when I was a kid the store used to have maybe ONE of those scooters and it was chained up to the pay phone. You would have to ask customer service for the key to use it.