Shaggers of the world unite - with joke in blackpropaganda

I am so remiss these days - not coming on here enough except to read my favourites and keep in touch.
Of course, as you can imagine the result of the election here did not fill me with joy - the serial liar and and shagger, Boris Johnson, now has one MP for every day of the year - which means, in his words, ‘a stonking majority’, which means he can do just about what he likes.
The Labour Party was decimated and has to go back to square one - clearly the electorate in key constituences did not trust them - and there could be some major in-fighting before athey select a new leader.
Brexit will still dominate the political agenda - and there are major structural problems in society which cannot be solved by rhetoric.
Anyway - at home things are getting sorted for Christmas - cards are still being written as we wait to see if we get one before sending back - I have written the shortest round robin letter in history saying what we have been doing, with some pics - and that is a good way of keeping in touch. The tree hs been decorated - with no lights this year but a really classic distribution of the baubles etc - SW… did it while I was having a Christmas lunch with my walking group. Just 30 people who get on well and enjoy each others’ company. (Now is that apostrophe in the right place - no one seems to care these days) I wore my Santa hat with the flashing knob and cheap Christmas sweater from Poundland.
One of the lady walkers had a string of flasking lights round here neck which were really effective - and as always someone asked her ‘How long do the batteries last?’ My immediate reply -‘ You never ask a lady that question’ - To have another lady laugh and blush at the same time - well, well, well.
Unfortunately SW… has to go into hospital tomorrow for a ‘day procedure’ for a lady problem - whch she hope get sorted - not sure how she will feel after it is over - and not sure it will only be for the day. So we are getting things sorted now!!!
And a seasonal joke