A peek into my mind in Current Events

We already have mild winter temperatures in my city. The provinces east of us are already covered in snow. Are we all going to get an extra two months of winter? Does that mean that people on the other side of the hemisphere will get extra months of summer? How do flat earthers explain this? Also, how come they never talk about winters in zombie stories? I say move north during a zombie apocalypse, the zombies will freeze solid here. Unless we’re in the Game of Thrones universe where the writers would edge the audience for eight seasons only to give them a cheap ending. I’m not over it.

Speaking of not being over things, Big Brother 21 had some super callous fragile sexist racist garbage people dominate this season. It was so disgusting. I hate seeing people like that win at anything.

Speaking of not winning at anything, I should talk about myself now. I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me? I’m bored. I’m boring and I’m bored. I could not turn my mind off last night. Which was weird because I’m pretty good at not overthinking. I was up late as a result. This is what it looked like:

Will Hetal get arrested for trying to bring me debris that fell off an ancient temple? I miss her so much. She should be coming home soon. I’ve been unemployed for five months, my mother made me very insecure about it but she waited a full year before she started looking for work after she was laid off. Do I want to wait for spring to move? I want to get a job before I talk to my roommates about it. Should I move to a different city? I barely like anybody here. It’s 3am and I finally feel ambitious enough to get my life together. I saw a Crossfit gym not too far from here, I would probably really enjoy that. I should cancel my gym membership. I could live the rest of my life with good health and pretty close to stress-free if I died next week. Why can’t I talk my relatives into quitting dairy? Science is learning that it is so dangerous to our health and that we shouldn’t even be calling it food. My mother didn’t believe me when I told her that our country removed dairy as a food group. Why is the Hebrew word for god plural but not plural in the translations? God is treated like it is plural in the translations though… I bet the gods are ancient aliens. Are all religions just spin-offs from the first creation story ever told, which was told by the ancient Sumerians? That’s the most sci-fi epic anyone would ever read. Squirrels are so fucking scary I better keep my feet under the blanket. I bet if Jesus returned he would try and influence people to change their ways and their beliefs and Christians would kill him. Are narcissists dangerous? They’re crazy predictable and I love beating them at their own games. Karamjeet beat me though. I better grill that cauliflower that’s in the fridge before it expires. That asparagus too. I want Caprese cauliflower steak, asparagus & mushroom sauteed with lemon and garlic and slaw with cabbage and spinach. I need to add fruits, nuts & seeds if I want to follow the plate method. Do people not see that there is always somebody who is paid to keep information confusing whenever there is a discussion about veganism? It’s always the same double-speak where they paint farmers as wholesome families, not factories, and vegans as terrorists, not activists. Would it be that hard to disable them from doing that in a discussion? I don’t think so. Is that my cat that I hear puking? Why does my family not like listening to me talk about racism? Should I take up smoking again? I haven’t even taken any selfies of my new hair yet. I look super cute. Will I be able to keep my clothes on for that selfie sesh? I’m such an attention whore. I only have a couple more things to get and I’m done my Christmas shopping. Like, who finishes in September? Madalyn looks cute in her Anna costume. Anna is the first white character she’s ever idolized. I’m so hyped for the sequel. Why is there nothing good to watch on Netflix? Why are gay characters always so slutty? Well, straight characters aren’t any better. Can you believe that Johnathan Van Ness has HIV? That blew my mind, he is thriving. I wish Antoni was more health-conscious, his skin and eyes stress me out. Why can’t I stand Kate on This is Us? She’s so whiny and makes everything about her and it drives me nuts. I can’t even watch the show anymore. Remember 2012? See these nuts! 2012-2014 was epic. Memes, Vines and the music. All the child stars broke out those years, Miley, Demi, Jonas, Selena and Bieber. Glee was such an awkward growing phase for pop culture. So was Twilight. I have four books that I started and never finished. None of which is a Bible. I never finish anything. I only start things, if I even. I really like the way my body is looking these days but I want to bulk up more. I have about ten years before my body gives up looking young. Maybe I shouldn’t cancel the gym membership. I really don’t want to start counting my macros. If I get a degree in nutrition and a license to be a dietician I want to open a clinic that has a more holistic approach to it. Is there anybody over 60 that is not dependant on healthcare or pharmaceuticals? I bet there is a conspiracy to make people sick so they have to pay to get better. We’re just dying longer. Veganism would destroy that industry too. Wow, this whole world revolves around animals consumption. Millions and millions of people in India go their whole lives without consuming meat. They live longer than us. I miss chicken more than cigarettes if I’m being honest with myself. Why do people need to like everything? Man, I hate Karamjeet so much. She’s a garbage person and I bet that she has an easier time manipulating people because she’s a pretty woman. Her lipstick doesn’t make the things that come out of that mouth any prettier. I need to get out more. A job would help. I really don’t want to deal with Susan’s and their vicious ways of getting a deal. Am I a misogynist now? I want to be a flight attendant but I’m too tall to stand in an airplane. Every time that I see a guy towering over everybody else, I notice that I’m the same size whenever I get close to him. Is that what I look like when people see me? Six feet doesn’t make me a giant does it? Pornstars have the same size junk as I do but it looks more impressive on them because they’re all five foot seven. Why do I care about that? Why can’t I just shut my brain off? I should meditate… with Pornhub. No! I’m trying to quit. I should hit my head against the wall until I pass out. Is counting sheep vegan? I hate math. It’s the only thing that I’m intimidated about for going back to school. Ew, what if twinks hit on me? I could probably get this degree online. Hetal got her pharmacy degree online. I should be taking this more seriously. I have all day tomorrow… to hide in my room and avoid my responsibilities. That is exactly the habit I am trying to break. I need to focus on my Boss-Up mission and take control of myself. Gaz Oakley’s Vegan 100 Cookbook is the only one missing from my collection. I have Lauren Toyota’s & Candice Hutchings so I should put his book on my Christmas List. Along with 100% pure copper water bottles because of the alleged health benefits for my skin. Is Jesus Christian? At least that’s two more months without mosquitos with this early winter. I think my plants outside died yesterday. Oops. I can’t wait to have my own kitchen. My whole apartment will just be plants upon plants. I saw air plants last week when Bev took me to that shop that sells crystals. They’re freaks of nature. I must have one. I better sleep first… why is this so hard? Ugh! I had too much coffee again. Or was it the beer?

Last updated September 29, 2019