parody of 21st Century Schizoid Man in song parodies

kung pao, twice cooked pork
dan dan noodles, please some more
bon bon chicken, order four
twenty first century szechuan man

wok-based stir frier
mapo tofu is required
chili peppers bring napalm fire
twenty first century szechuan man

garlic, tea smoked duck
fuqi feipian, press your luck
gonna have the shits, don't give a fuck
twenty first century szechuan man