Survey in Book Six: Trying to Hold On 2019

So… survey time. Boss isn’t in his office, construction is back on, and I’m sitting here in pain and reviewing a case with a Meth Mom proving that our species should be wiped out and re-started. All the while, I’d really like some love (emotion) and lovin’ (sex). Because I really miss both right now. Of the multiple therapists I reached out to, only one has responded and her response was “Latest appointment is at 5:00 and we don’t do weekend appointments.” Well, considering I get out of work at 4:30 and your office is an hour away, I don’t think that is going to work for me.

Do you believe in unicorns?
I’d like to. We’ve seen so many species become extinct that it would not surprise me in any way that “Horses with Horns” existed once upon a time

How many of you does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As I’ve done it before, I’d say one. But if there were multiples of me, I’d say it would take between 4 and 6

Are you single?
Legally, no. But in a lot of ways, I certainly feel that way

Do you like pickles?
I do.

Ever flipped a turtle over?
Not a live one… not that I can remember, anyway

Do you like to doodle?
I do. I do doodle

How do you feel about long socks and chucks?
No idea what this question is honestly asking but I do get mildly perturbed by the loss of socks

Do you keep a journal/diary?
I believe my presence on this website would necessitate an answer in the affirmative

Do you play an instrument?
I can still play the cello!

What is your favorite sound?
A genuine moan of delight from a woman (whether sexual or not)

What’s your favorite ride at the amusement park?
Could not tell you

Have you read Twilight?
No

What does your car smell like?
Probably like hot leather and food garbage

Have you ever eaten a marshmallow burnt?
Of course, I used to often burn marshmallows

Do you have a gerbil?
No, but my sense of humor dictates that I make mention of Nala’s size and say she could be a gerbil

What gives you goosebumps?
FibroFog… not remembering something that I should very distinctly remember makes me feel like I’m going crazy

Who is your favorite character on TV?
Dr. Cox or Doctor Who or Momo Yaoyorozu

Do you like ice cream?
Yes. I may pick some up on my way home today

What is your favorite song?
Just Say When

What is your least favorite movie?
Pearl Harbor or Batman & Robin

When do you think the world will end?
The termination of the human experiment will likely be within 100 years. The termination of all life should be much further away.

Do you think cheesy jokes are funny?
Like all humor, I think that any joke can be funny provided it is told properly and has not been told too often

Do you believe Wikipedia is always right?
Not at all. Wikipedia can give you some jumping off points but should not be considered gospel

Have you ever eaten a corndog?
Of course, I have been to the Iowa State Fair

Do you have a friend named Buddy?
No, but I do have some defendants with that name

Why are people weird?
People are weird because we all technically share about 90% of the same everything as others but we get so wrapped up in our selves and our cultures and our identities that we don’t know how to function

What are your siblings names?
NK

What do you love to dream about?
A world without pain and a world where I’m having a lot more sex

Are you answering these questions with false answers or true?
True. I could go through and re-do this with false answers but.... while I do have the time, I don’t think I quite have the patience for that.