Oh Susanna!!!! in blackpropaganda

This will be of absolutely no interest to many people - even less than the Oscars - but I see that the lovely Susanna Reid has a) split from her partner and b) got a lucrative contract from ITV to change to their breakfast programme away from the BBC morning programme.

She is famous for a) occasionally showing her knickers on breakfast tv

and appearing in Strictly Come Dancing where she reached the final, thanks to the votes of a lot of breakfast viewers who liked her style, and the fact she was showing her legs as well as her knickers when dancing.

Being on SCD did her no harm, and now she has been recruited to try to revive the fortunes of the ITV breakfast show - maybe with more knicker showing to those gentlemen who sit around in the dressing gowns gazing at her legs.

She has split with her partner, not because she was shagging her SCD partner, but because of her work schedule where she was travelling to Manchester to appear in the morning since the breakfast programme come from there - and she lives in London - that, plus SCD, created the tension - and not great for the three kids.

Basically I see her as a woman with very restricted talent who has used it well to get on - and I hope she succeeds in helping ITV out - but I just wonder.

Fancy getting this look at that time in the morning sitting in your dressing g own lads?

Much more interesting than the Ukraine!