Twitter Sized: First Three Minutes in Book Six: Trying to Hold On 2019

All envy my job and despair (total sarcasm)

AS I SIT DOWN AT MY DESK
(1) Report of an incoming statutory rape case because a 22 year old had sex with his 15 year old girlfriend. Yeah, I’m okay calling that illegal actually.
(2) Report of an incoming Domestic Violence case where the woman beat the man bloody but because of gender stigma; he’s already asking us “to keep this quiet and dismiss it” so his rep doesn’t take a hit
(3) Report of an assault because when a man was terminated from his job, he felt the best response was to attack his boss
(4) Report of a MN candidate for office who is charged with a felony but who is also a huge proponent of QAnon. Seriously?! I mean… I get that this is a country where “anyone can run for office” but can we at LEAST set the bar a little higher?! Like… candidates for government should be required to NOT believe outright batshit conspiracy theories like Anti-Vax, Flat-Earth, or QAnon?! Or is that honestly just asking too much in the year 2019?!