Survey Stolen in Hello

Is the person you last texted single?
No but not platonic, she still wants my dick. 😇

Do you get jealous easily?
I’ve been known to.

Are you wasting your time on the person you like?
Not anymore. I gave up on six years of friendship and deleted her number/unfriended unfollowed her from here. It’s a two way street, someone needs to remind her.

What are you currently waiting for?
A fucking job.

Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Past

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Jenn

Honestly, did/do you really love the last person you said I love you to?
But of course!

Is there anything wrong with your eyes?
Astigmatism, left eye.

Who were the last people you saw besides from family?
My cats! Yeah yeah, they’re family.

Do you have nice eyes?
An ex said they’re brown, not blue or green and don’t inspire her (as she’s dumping me.) Another ex said they’re big brown puppy dog eyes (as she’s dumping me.)

Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long?
Nah

If something was wrong, who would be the first girl you go to?
Jenn

Who’s thinking about you right now?
My dark lord and master, Satan.

Is this the best year of your life?
One of the worst, actually. Thank you for reminding me.

Have you ever thought someone died, when really they didn’t?
Celebrities, that’s all.

Does your bedroom need cleaning?
Everyday but I stopped caring a long time ago.

July 4th or St. Patrick’s Day?
Independence Day!

Sushi of choice?
Rainbow roll!

Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?
I’ve completely given up on those.

Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Used to.

Are you comfortable with your height?
Yarr.

Do you act differently around the person you like?
I like myself so no. Okay, that’s a lie. I loathe myself. .

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
My left hand when I’m on PornHub.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
My collection of Gary Larson’s The Farside

Do you like thunderstorms?
Very relaxing but living in Alabama I get weary because of tornadoes. YouTube 1989 Huntsville tornado. Wiped part of my town off the fucking map and I was less than a half a mile from it.

Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Oh ya!

How fast does your mood change?
I’m moody so…ya.

Are there things that can’t be joked about with you?
Depends on who and what.

What do you always take with you?
Wallet

When is your birthday?
February 19th. The cusp of Aquarius and Pisces. An astrology book caled it Aquaisces. Boils down to me being a sensitive asshole. 😁😂

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
An apartment floor in Manhattan, New York City. Best vacation ever!

Anything on your walls?
Posters, art, calendar, knick-nacks, etc…

What do you bite more, your tongue, lip or cheek?
Lip

Has a boy/girl called you babe/baby lately?
My cat Smokey, in his warped meow, calls me mama. It’s cute actually.

Is there something that you want to tell someone but can’t?
Get me drunk enough and I’ll confess to the Manson murders.

Do you think you can last in a relationship 6 months or more?
Sigh…even though I’ve been in on again off again relationships for years…realistically they never lasted more than two or three months when I tried to, “make it work.”

Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?
Believe it or not, even with all my pain and self doubt, I don’t mind having all eyes on me when talking.

Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Fuuuck no!

Does anyone know your passwords besides you?
Just me and even though I forget them from time to time.

Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
Nope but did go to a fireworks display on lsd, add that to your bucket list.

Do you have a box where you keep all of your important things?
Old cigar box where there are photos and hand written notes from friends in high school.

How many times have you dyed your hair?
Blue, green, purple, black....etc. A lot

Can you count past 100?
I’ve worked on a conveyor belt in a factory flipping DVD’s over. I lost count after one-thousand…I wish I was joking.

Who introduced you to your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
We worked together, introduced myself.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Man Vs Wild, bitch! Find a stream, follow it to civilization. So no, a squirrel would kill me.

Most memorable thing that happened to you over the summer?
When I was seventeen (Sinatra! Ha!) back in ‘00 was the best summer.

Has anyone called you perfect before?
LMAO!!!!

What’s your all time favorite ROMANCE movie?
Addicted To Love, oh Meg Ryan how you fell from grace.

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
Ohhh, tough one. I haven’t lived near the ocean in thirty plus years…screw it. Pool!

Ever really cried your heart out?
Just the other day I could barely catch my breath…

Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2010?
I’ve got a degree and psychiatric diagnosis of why I was pissed off a the time. So, no.

Is there a difference between love and IN love?
Meh, I masturbate.

Do you speak any languages other than English?
Just English.

Do you think you were raised well?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Could you name all 50 states and point to them on a map?
Challenge accepted!

Where was the last place you were when you got sick?
My driveway a few nights ago. Iced coffee mix at IHOP was left out all day. Has diary in it. I had three cups while waiting on my aunt to get off to drive her home.

Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I wish I could smuggle decency and intelligence into the White House.

What’s your favorite superhero?
Comics, Spider-man. Film, Captain America.

Can you say the alphabet backward?
In sign language! Just kidding, no. I can’t.

Pen or pencil?
Pencil for writing, pen for my drawings.

Ever had an 11:11 wish come true?
LMAO!!!!!

Do you get bad headaches?
Not in quite a while.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Sadly yes.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
I smoke so ya…

What’s usually colder, your hands or your feet?
Depends. I dig the cold.

Give me a random lyric from the song your listening to.
Bow wow wow yo yippie yay. Commercial on TV.

Do you like competition?
No. You quickly learn whose an asshole.

Do you think two people can last forever?
Through sheer idiocy, yes.

Do you consider yourself lucky?
LMFAO AGAIN!!!!!!!

Do you live in a ghetto neighborhood?
Semi ghetto.

Who was the ugliest person you saw today?
My reflection.

Has a song made you cry?
I want to say yes?

A book ever made you cry?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Corrigan,_the_Smartest_Kid_on_Earth

Is your world crumbling to pieces?
I’m wandering the ruins.

Last updated June 03, 2019