DOG RULES in Living off the Grid

The dog is not allowed in the house

OK, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms

The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture

The dog can get up on the old furniture

Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed

OK the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation

The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers

The dog can sleep under the covers every night by invitation only

The dog can sleep under the covers every night

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.