parody of Billy Jean in song parodies

she was racist and really rich and a goddamn bitch
would it be so hard to not use lard in every dish
in the show that you do on teevee
she said that is her schtick to use lard in her show on teevee

she told me her name was Paula Deen and she caused a scene
then every head turned when she laid down ancient hate speech
she thinks it's fine because she's from the South

people always told me be careful what you cook
too much cholesterol is bad for your heart
and Mother always told me mix in some vegetables
and be careful what you eat, not too much fatty meat

Paula Deen, that's too much butter
that's enough fat to choke a thoroughbred horse
and that's just the second course
enough to choke a horse and that's just the second course

she had her fifteen-minutes of fame
and we're all to blame
but who can stand she thinks she's still in demand
lost all her fans
she thinks it's fine because she's from the South
so take my strong advice, you don't need that much fat in rice
not in rice!

she shot her mouth off just like a fool
and she thought it's cool
next morning she's on the Today Show crying
listen to her whine
she thinks it's fine because she's from the South

people always told me be careful what you cook
too much cholesterol is bad for your heart
she came and stood right by me
with the smell of bacon sides
made me wanna run and hide
cuz she's got the crazy eyes

Paula Deen, that's too much butter
that's enough fat to choke a thoroughbred horse
and that's just the second course
could straight-up kill a horse and that's just the second course (x2)
enough to choke a horse
Paula Deen, that's too much butter (X6)