oh the stress in General musings

Try juggling an irate husband and a hair-trigger tempered lover sometime and see how that works for ya. Cell phone bill came...and of course all the calls from Himself used up most of the minutes. So, hub is annoyed. F is annoyed that hub is giving me a hard time about it. F's answer is to tell me to tell hubby to go change his Depends, turn on the tv, put in his pacifier and shut the fuck up. I did not relay this message. Then F goes on about how hub is "forcing" him to be more retaliatory...and also, driving me more "into his arms" as he put it. Made a comment about how he could have been here "getting his rocks off", quickly ass-covering, with, "well, of course and pleasuring you."