Jerry Springer birthday, thin hair, birthday tools! in Misadventures of West Virginia Woman

For my birthday i spent most of the day in bed. I tried to style my thinning hair feeling bad because it used to be thicker. I put a clip in hairpiece in that was really curly. It matched my hair really well so well in fact women asked me to teach them to style their hair like that. I told them as flattered as i am it is already styled hair. I bought it last year for a quarter at a yard sale. My quarter purchase clip in made me feel beautiful for the first time in months.

I remember Dolly Parton saying she always wears wigs that she liked how easy it was to feel beautiful with different styles. I can see where this comes from. I think i will probably buy more hairpieces in the future. As for wigs if i buy the hair that belongs to me too.. Anything to make me feel beautiful.

I met up with my friend Tella we tried to sneak off for her boyfriend Jeff and friend Michael wanted me to drive them to Walmart. They help me clean out my truck to discover there wasnt enough room for the both of them.. Jeff offered to sit on Kevins lap to Walmart. I grew annoyed refusing to drive them. Michael wanted to wrestle at his friends house wanted me and Tella to record him. We dropped off Michaels things while Michael and Jeff took a taxi. We excused ourselves to go eat Taco Bell because this birthday girl is to poor to afford much.

Michael and Jeff met us at Walmart they took a taxi. Tella, Michael Jeff took turns bouncing me around hiding me from my birthday suprises. Michael went out to smoke taking me out, Michael and i played in party supplies aisle. Tella and i looked at clothes while her boyfriend snuck birthday cake past me. Tella made me wear a tiara in Walmart. Jeff kept redirecting me from Tella while she ordered the cake. I was very amused by their team effort.

My other best friend Amanda got jealous demanding to know why she wasnt invited to my suprise birthday party. Her and Tella argued while Amanda screamed she going to hell for hiding secrets. Amanda just started going back to church due to her bipolar and mental illness she of course reminds me of Ester from Sanford and son. If you never seen Sanford and Son please do..you are in for a treat.

At the end of my birthday party Amanda and Tella were about to fist fight. Amanda prayed to god for forgiveness about ready to punch Tella in the face. She insulted Tella for living in the same house with her current husband Justin platonically raising their son coparenting while Tella dates her boyfriend Jeff. Amanda called Tella a whore. Tella reminded Mandy she had a child out of marriage living with her fiance. Tella said religion or not a whore is a whore. Amanda jumped out of the car about to swing at Tella for calling Amanda’s fiance Bobbi to old. I threatened to beat both of them saying if they didnt back down i will floor both of them. Due to them having previous experience of my fighting skills Amanda left Tella went back in the house. Neither of them argued with me when i told them i will floor both the bitches.

While trying to celebrate my birthday before Amanda and Tella almost fist fought i took Tella out with mom while Amanda stayed at Tella’s house hanging out with our friends. Mom bought me a jumper box for my car that has an air compressor to inflate my tires.

We found bras and underwear a dollar a piece. Mom told me buy several pairs for me, Amanda and Tellas sizes. Considering i tore up most of my bras i happily took the offer. Tella was happy because her dog Ghost got bored decided to eat all her undergarments. When Tella and Amanda is around if i dont treat them equally they fight like children so i bought her some bra and panties too! Amanda got jealous when she saw i bought Tella some too. It is amazing how these drama mamas forgot whose birthday this is! No lie i am beyond thrilled with the jumper box mom bought me considering Talan’s car has had a dead battery almost a week.

Tella and her family bought me my birthday cake a unicorn, and two shirts. Amanda bought me a chocolate rose and a bag of hersheys kisses. My friends gathered around my mom involving her in pictures. She smiled when everyone called her mom. I haven’t seen her smile since dad died in December it was nice to see her happy. In one picture Tella’s dog Ghost licked my mother’s face. Me and Amanda was startled and Tella took the picture laughing. It is my favorite picture.

I didnt get home till after midnight i plugged in the jumper box during the night. Talan thought he was going to take the truck for us to use the jumper box to jump his car so he could go to work at 5 this morning. This tool is the best $80 mom ever spent on a birthday. Best of all i get a small nap before work. No doubt it will be used a lot.

Where Talan had to be up at 4 am he decided we will celebrate my birthday later. That is fine i dont mind. 1 less person for Amanda to fight with!

I am going back to bed before work trying catch up on sleep. I work 8 am to 1 at Dollar General. Due to me working through my 2 week notice with Dollar General i will work both Ollies and Dollar General a while i start both jobs tomorrow. I need call Ollies see what time i need to be there tomorrow..

My life is one big Jerry Springer episode. Happy birthday to me!