So last night I had a dream. I don't often remember my dreams but when I do they're pretty vivid and this one was no exception.
I was doing the dishes in my kitchen and I noticed there was something at the bottom of the bowl. When I fished it out it turned out to be my hat. I was quite annoyed that someone thought my hat needed washing and that they'd put it in with the dishes for that purpose, especially as the hat was now dirtier then ever with the gunk from the bottom of the washing up bowl and the water had made it lose it's shape. I resolved to find whoever had done this.
My friends were in the living room so I went through to challenge them on this affront to hat kind. When I got through there, though, they were throwing darts around the place as some form of game.
Note: My friends were actually having a conversation about doing this last night and it could be this is where this portion of the dream comes from.
Anyhow, in addition to my friends there was a girl there who I didn't recognise. I asked them about her but none of them knew her and everyone assumed that she'd turned up with someone else. So I went to see if she'd put my hat in the washing up bowl.
When I spoke to her she turned around and said that it had been her, yes. I asked her why she'd done it and she said "to make you cry". For some reason at this point I realised I had been crying. She told me there were tears in my eye and she needed to get them out. Then she rammed a dart into my right eye socket.
Needless to say, this hurt. I remember rolling around on the ground and then the dream skips to being in hospital. The doctors were telling me that the tears in my eyes had mixed with the blood and caused an infection and I was going to lose my eye. They had to perform immediate surgery or the infection could spread. Now, I'm no surgeon but I'm pretty sure you provide a general anaesthetic for such things. They didn't. Just plucked out my eye, neat as you please. Strangely this bit didn't hurt.
The dream then skips again back to being at home with one eye. My brother kept saying to me "look on the bright side, your other eye still works" and I was trying to explain to him all the things I couldn't do properly any more. I remember making mention of the car and how it was a wasted purchase since I was going to have to retake my test now that I had only one eye and there was no way I'd ever pass again.
The dream fades out at that point. Not sure if it continued and I just can't remember it but, yeah, certainly ranks as one of my odder dreams. I'd also like to state that having a dart put through your eye hurts like hell and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Strangely enough I remember wearing my hat again in the last bit of the dream and there was no reference to it having lost it's shape or being covered in gunk. It was just back to normal. I hate it when my dreams have plot holes.
Anyone else having weird dreams lately?
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