vma experience/weekend with a stalker in tak faham

The craziness ensued Thursday night when my best friend from Philly came over to camp out at the Today show for 1 Direction. Yes...she is one of those people..and yes she is also my age. It doesn't really matter to me though I don't really care. In fact I think a lot of the things she does are hilarious and she's actually gotten into events she's not supposed to be in somehow using her obsessive fan powers (well and admittedly she's really hot.)

She did that with her boyfriend and then they came over to my apartment.

She came for the VMA's but she didn't have tickets, she just wanted to meet him outside his hotel (Harry) and find after parties and stuff. She's gotten a picture with all of them except Harry so that's why she's kinda stalky about it.

I decided to tag along. I was up for an adventure and we always wind up getting wasted after too so it was actually quite grand. She is friends with this paparazzi who would tell her where to go and we would go there and find there were like 400 people there and then we'd go to the next location until we gave up and just went to the bar for the rest of the night. (She probably wouldn't give up if it weren't for me)

WE WENT TO THE ICE BAR FINALLY.

I had signed up for waiting list red carpet tickets for the hell of it about a week before. I figured I wouldn't get them so I didn't check my e-mail at all until the morning of in which I found they had awarded me with one ticket. I was kinda like..uh um uh...I don't really care about this that much I'll just give my ticket to Devin (my friend) so I let her have it and her boyfriend and I just hung out in front of Barclays and he bummed me half his cigarettes.

Well during the red carpet I get a text from Devin that she now has two tickets to go into the show. Once again, I have no idea how she does these things. She said she found someone she knew back there. So her boyfriend who obviously didn't care about shit encouraged me to join Devin for the show.

Of course, Devin is crazy. She rushed the stage and wound up RIGHT THERE. You can totally see her on the telly like..almost the whole time. She pushes people out of her way and fights. I know this because of all the concerts I've been with this girl. I on the other hand, am not like that at all. We wound up getting separated right away and I was in the back.

I was excited about seeing Lady Gaga. I liked her performance and I was looking forward to what kind of stupid shit Miley was gonna do and how naked she was gonna be. I could see Taylor Swifts seat and the whole time she was staring at One Direction giving them dirty looks because she is a stupid immature twat. I have heard a little bit of that was televised but really it was THE WHOLE TIME. I could also see where Gaga was sitting and she was dancing the whole time in all of her little costumes.

So everyone knew NSync was gonna be there which number one I am a Backstreet Boys girl and number two, I was hearing people around me talk about how they were planning to RUSH the stage when they got on and try to overthrow the people like Devin who were currently in front. I, for one, was not having this.

I contemplated about it. I really just wanted to see Gaga and I was hot and hungry and I hate people so I actually just left midway through and went to Applebees. (Which is right across the street.) And watched the rest from the bar.

What was really funny though, is that I was totally not the only one who had that idea. Applebees was FULL of people in dresses who were obviously there and left.

Oh did I mention since I was not ready for this shit at all I was wearing an old cotton tube dress from Kohls, no make-up, glasses, and fucked up hair? Felt really uncomfortable there.

Devin couldn't believe I had left. I was finishing up my spinach and artichoke dip when she met me in there.

She said she knew where these two after parties were. One of them was in Chelsea the other in Soho.

We were gonna hit Soho first and I asked her what the dress code was and this is what she said: "Well, wear a really short dress - not too much cleavage, (I asked, no cleavage? She goes no, it's not a boob club. I'm like, wait, there are boob clubs vs. non-boob clubs? I wanna go to a boob club.) I'll let you borrow my hair extensions. You have to wear too much makeup because of the lights...and heels."

I was like are you fucking serious? All of that and what if the party is private anyway?

And I kid you not this is what she says to me: "Even at private parties they like to have pretty girls there as decoration. We can definitely get in because we're tall." I'm like "What do you mean" She goes "If you're too short they wont let you in." I was like,

"DEVIN WE ARE NOT GOING TO THIS PLACE"

Honestly why would I want to be in a place which treats women like fucking decorations. We did go to the club and look around the outside and it didn't look that impressive to me. We wound up being able to get into the other place and I fuckin spent 90 dollars at the bar. I am so ashamed of myself.

But I did get wasted. We left at 6 AM and walking out we saw Jay-Z, Leo, and Miley who was extremely rude to Devin when she asked her for a picture. (She just completely ignored her) I don't even think Miley is 21 that is the thing that really pisses me off. I wanted to yell about how her performance sucked but fortunately drinking doesn't give me that kind of confidence.

But that was that. I was really really drunk and when I woke up this afternoon MY KNEES HURT. (I know what you're thinking I thought the same thing) But no, it was an inside pain. I think I was bending my knees slightly all night because of the heels. I'm not a huge fan of being a giant. I am 5'9" already as it is.

Oh by the way, we found out that 1D was at the first place I refused to go to LOL She never got her picture so surely, she will be back and I will be there to weigh her down and rain on her parade as always.

Interesting weekend. Very unexpected events. Now back to your regularly scheduled life of watching 5 hours of Seinfeld a day and drinking large amounts of Chai