me, I want a hula hoop in poetry

music producer David Seville, according to police reports
snapped last night under the pressure of churning out the hits
he broke into the recording studio at three in the morning
with some small animals he stole from the local city park
surviving tape paints a grim picture of Seville’s mindset
ranting incoherently how the rodents were
singing some Christmas song incorrectly
police warn he is armed and dangerous
if you see a dark-haired man screaming
“ALVIN! ALVIN! ALLLLLLLLLLVIIIIINNNN!”
please do not approach him
call the tipline immediately
the guy is completely cracked