Brief from the phone in Ultimate Randomness

Obviously, I did not get my wish. But today is just as pointless as yesterday. What does a person do when they have so completely lost the one good thing in their life? On the less important side, I am pretty sure I will never have sex again. Even porn just reminds me of what I've lost, so that doesn't help. More importantly, the only person who ever wanted me doesn't anymore because I screwed it up. Fuck my life...