Student Fucking Loan Finance Corporation in Will Fly For Food

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So you know how I've been having trouble with this company?

My first payment is due on the 16th and I still can't seem to get a fucking customer service representative on the phone. The amount I was paying before my loan was transferred was $300/month. After, we agreed on $360/month, which is OK. It currently says I owe $443 on the 16th. This is better than the peak of $505/month. This is getting absolutely fucking ridiculous and it is spinning me into a whole new dimension of pissed off.

I'm also annoyed because I went grocery shopping this morning and it must be fucking food stamps day, because holy immigrants. I am not racist, that is to say - I wasn't, until I moved to Huron.

I got my groceries and headed home, then meticulously assembled a homemade lasagna. I went to put it in the oven and my pilot light is out. This happens about 2/3 of the times I want to cook something. I don't know how to relight it - and patently refuse to learn. However my stove is so shitty if the pilot is out - and you don't relight it - it will continue to leak gas into your apartment until you relight it. Even if you turn off the gas. blink

So now I have a foot sized dent in my shitty stove (it's OK, we're not getting the deposit back on this apartment anyway) and a fully assembled, ready-to-cook lasagna waiting in the fridge for Nate to make when he gets off work. After he purges the apartment of excess gas and relights the pilot, hopefully retaining his eyebrows in the process.

Ahhhhh, life. <3 Sarah