Truck in Public

I want to own a big V8 truck, preferably double cab pickup, with a tow package and a plow. I'm not sure why this has been entering my thoughts lately except...it would be awesome! Maybe a travel trailer or a boat too. And I'd go out and plow all the people I love every time it snowed. And plow in all the people I dislike like in the movie "Beautiful Girls". Fortunately, that's a short list.

I could go to Home Depot or IKEA and never worry about fitting stuff to drive home. I'd always have ratchet straps and 550 paracord to tie stuff down.

I could help people move. ...Oh wait, maybe not.

No gunrack though. I'm still a Massachusetts liberal.