NoJoMo 1 (again) in Book Five: Working Through the Maze 2018

So… there are, as always, multiple NoJoMos apparently. So… I’ll just do both! :p :)

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NOJOMO 1

1. Create a five-question survey for others to fill out and fill it out for yourself as an ice breaker.

Question 1: Describe, in one word, what you think the world most needs?
Answer 1: There are songs that would suggest the word should be love or compassion. There are people who would say intelligence or sense. Some would say peace. Others might say comfort. I think I’m going to say “Courage.” I feel like if we had more courage in this world… bad people wouldn’t succeed unchallenged so much and fear-mongering wouldn’t be as effective.

Question 2: There are hundreds of “Comedy Journalists” or “Journalist Comedians” like John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Nish Kumar, John Stewart, Michael Che, Colin Jost, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, Larry Whitmore, etcetera. Which of them would you want to be interviewed by and what non-professional topic would you hope to riff about?
Answer 2: I would either say Stephen Colbert to discuss Lord of the Rings or Rachel Parris and just chat endlessly!

Question 3: What is your opinion of the popular sci-fi futuristic notion of “Food in Pill Form?”
Answer 3: The only way I think this technology would ever be embraced by the masses is if the pill gave the visceral and flavor sensations that eating normal food does. I mean, yeah… I’m the perfect guy for Food in Pill form. Pop a pill, not have to eat that day, I would be SO DOWN WITH THIS! But eventually… I’d want “Shrimp Casserole” or “Klein Specials” or “Seafarer’s Rafts” or “Oyster Stew” or “Chocolate Steamed Pudding” or “Easter Swans”… a food with an emotional historical connecting for me. And if even I’m not willing to go totally Pill Form, I can’t imagine any society agreeing en mass to such a thing.

Question 4: Congratulations, you’ve been selected to be a recurring character on a cartoon show!! As Cartoons always wear the same outfit, what would your cartoon avatar wear if they most wanted to ‘capture your daily look?”
Answer 4: I would love it if my answer could be more exotic or impressive, but I’d have to say a dark suit with a colored shirt, tie to match, black shoes, and a long black trench coat.

Question 5: Imagine you are sitting in a bar or a small cafe, when an individual of your preferred gender appears. Describe what that person would look like, wear, say, and/or do if the encounter ended with you immediately asking for a date.
Answer 5: I’m a female empowerment classicist in some ways here. The scenario plays out several different ways for me but some things are always the same. Hair color doesn’t matter. Height doesn’t matter. Eye color doesn’t matter. Skin color doesn’t matter. Hair length doesn’t matter. Clothing changes each time I consider it… from an elegant red evening gown, to a green mini dress, to a little black dress, to a black skirt with black and white stripped shirt, to black long sleeved pullover and black leggings… clothing is never consistent. But there are some things that are always consistent in this scenario. (A) I’m always immediately drawn to the face. A good face is worth more than a good body. (B) She catches my eye from almost her immediate entrance into the room. (C) She approaches me, she makes the first move… no ambiguous consent or undeclared intentions, she goes straight to enthusiastic consent and mutually expressed interest. (D) We don’t leave right away. We stay and chat, have a few drinks, and get to know each other before leaving for a dinner date that ends in passionate, mutually enjoyable and mutually adventurous sexy times.

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NOJOMO 1

1. What is your dream vacation?

SO many options! lol

Lets do it like some world wide no expense too great adventure!

First, we’d fly to Ireland and see some sites. Some touristy, some scenery, some cultural… just kind of visiting the island. Then we’d take a boat to England. Same focus. Some touristy, some scenery, some cultural… just enjoying the island. Then we’d fly to Tokyo and visit Japan. Full touristy, full scenery, full cultural… just really spend some serious quality time there. After that, fly from Osaka to Hawaii to visit my cousin. Then Hawaii to L.A. to visit his cousin. Then fly to Nassau and do a nice little “James Bond” tour of some of the sites before boarding a theme cruise ship that would take us to Bermuda. Get great drinks, great sleep, and great movies on the Cruise before landing in Bermuda and doing that “vacation from the vacation” thing at the Sandals resort there. Just enjoying the island and letting the resort staff pamper the weary travelers, kind of thing.

That would be the dream vacation, lol. I imagine it would take at least three months in total. :p