I yam furbo in Tales from Pine Springs

I nEEDEd a waffle yesterday as soon as I woke up so I rolled over and started looking for Uber Eats options on my phone. I got the idea from my client, CG who ordered MCD on Uber Eats when she got her first big check on Thursday.

SO I moved over the weekend and am still in the process of setting up my mess life and I have yet to fully explore the food options around here. I now live about 45 minutes away from my job and a little over an hour away from Shrimp.

SO. none of the places around here had fucking waffles which baffled me. So I ordered, from Perkins, the brioche trench toast with cheesy eggz and sausage and it was $17.99 LOL because Uber Eats charges a 7 dollar fee.

There’s a lifetime movie called Girl in the Bathtub which might be good though I will probably just watch 90 day fiancé.

So then I went to go do my classmate’s stepdaughter’s makeup for her senior photos. Her and her husband are really exhausting. Like they talk too much and try to entertain me and I don’t like that because I’m used to being THE entertainment. So when other people are preforming for me I get sleepy.

I’m like a Furby. if I’m not being played with I will fall asleep and turn off automatically and you have to turn me upside down to wake me up and get me talking again.

Also, I finally got into the pyschiatrist and he put filled my Adderall and replaced Zoloft with Wellbutrin and added Trazodone for night time. I pretty much feel fatigued 90% of the day as well as hung over and slurry in the morning. The only time I feel “great” is from about 8:00 AM to 1:30 PM. Then I just shut down for the rest of the day. I also noticed that I now wake up about every 3 hours. I don’t really mind that though because I usually just pee and fall back asleep and it’s kind of a fun feeling thinking you have to wake up but then looking at the clock and seeing that it’s only 1 AM or whatever.

So anyway I feel like Wellbutrin isn’t working properly with me but of course it’s been less than two weeks since I started this drug cocktail so I guess it still needs time to kick in.

If it doesn’t work I’ll just get back on Zoloft. I didn’t really gain weight on it and from what I remember it made me extremely motivated. I deep cleaned Burger’s whole entire house when I was taking that in combination with addy.

So anyway I was tired as fuck yesterday but then I had to go to a corn-maze. I did start to wake up once I got there though cause I was with Dev n Liam who are hilarious. SO basically this whole thing was meant mainly for toddlers but we still played in the corn pit, went on the hayride, and jumped from hay-bale to hay-bale with the other 4 year olds.

We got pumpkins then raided the apple orchard ten minutes before they were to close. Then, Dev had us follow her to this forest where there were toy fairies placed in the trees and gnome houses and stuff. NO one knows who put that stuff there but there is some big hoarders house nearby that has a bunch of old shit in the backyard, like American Pickers style.

Then we went back and made sesame chicken with rice and steamed broccoli and then I forced them to watch Where the Wild Things are and I got Liam to admit he felt a connection with the movie so I got what I wanted. I first saw the movie with Dev actually when she came to NYC to visit me. We went to the expensive as fuck theatre near Wall St and we both were bawling through the whole entire thing. Kids with emotional issues.