This is what I wish was happening in Tales from Pine Springs

I’m in Vegas drinking a bloo and red iced daiquiri and walking in the heat and I’m all sweaty and tired but then I arrive in my ph apartment on the 63rd floor of the encore where it is a brisk 65 degrees and take an hour long shower while listening to oldies and using fun soaps and then watch rosanne naked on the cold bed and eat triscuits until dinner and penn and teller at 9.

Last updated April 26, 2018