Friday Afternoon in Everything

I finally sit down to write and all the thoughts in my head revolve around how my life has changed little by little. I’ve started to notice I don’t drink as much as I used to. It wasn’t a conscious decision (or some court ordered one) I just noticed that I don’t drink as often. Beers last longer in the fridge. Nights out with friends usually involve dinner and games, not something that could get you arrested like I used to do.

Why are people who Vape so fucking weird?

It could just be that I am getting older and don’t have the energy to do those things to myself anymore, not to mention that now I actually have things I don’t want to lose, wife, house, toaster, and job I like. Maybe it’s that whole growing up thing or the settling down thing. Most people just do it a hell of a lot earlier in life.

Don’t masturbate immediately after handling raw chicken.

The thoughts still come into my mind though. Maybe thoughts isn’t the right word, urges maybe? It’s just little things, like turning the lights off in a public bathroom as you leave, knowing people are still in there. Sticking your chewing gum to someone’s backup camera. Just yesterday as I was walking out of the office I noticed that the custodian was way down the hall vacuuming, I has an almost overpowering urge to pull the plug out of the wall as I left. The semi destructive urges are still there and I don’t always resist them but they are nowhere near what they used to be.

If you’re into anal beads (I’m not judging) don’t pull them out like you’re pull starting a lawnmower.

Maybe that’s why I don’t find myself in the same situations as before, maybe it’s boring but everything seems stable and I’m happy with that.
Or it just could be the calm before the storm.