Aldrif Odinsdottir in Strangely Estranged

You have got to be kidding me! They’re saying I’m Aldrif, Thor and Shane’s older sister!!! WTF! And the sheeple believe it no doubt.

This is laughable to pretend I have that much power and I’m that dangerous. You people will believe anything. Maybe I’ll get a Superman tattoo on my ass and then all will worship me!