NoJoMo #5, #6 and #7 in Surveys

5 - If you were interviewing one of your friends for a position in a company, what position would it be, and would they get the job?

I didn’t know how to answer this question. I thought it was a bit weird, so decided to leave it and just write about other stuff. I decided to read a few other people’ responses, and I think I’ve got it now.

If I owned a company that required a qualification, then my friend would have to have that qualification. I don’t see why they’d be able to have a free pass just for being my friend.
If it was an entry-level company and I knew this person would be a hard or decent worker, then in that case, for sure they could have an upper-hand over other candidates. But I would still factor in experience any of them had. They would also have to undergo any training required and have a probationary period, just like anyone else :)

6 - Are you “with the times”, or have you hit your limit and find yourself sticking to your age when it comes to music, movies, politics, etc?

Oh God no, I don’t think I am. I feel like I live in a cave some days. I don’t think I’m stupid and I can get through a day functioning as an adult each day but I don’t feel like I’m street-smart at ALL. In my head I still feel like I’m still in the late 90’s/early Naughties. Things people have let go of or forgot about years ago, I still think happened fairly recently lol, then I get reminded how old I am and I’m getting and am like, “oh fuck.”

7 - Write about how 24 hours of your life using opposites. For example, if you’re a female, write about that day as a male.

Haha, well I think my attraction to guys would remain the same. I’d have a few different ‘parts’ to explore and play with, which could be fun for a while. I’d probably jump up and down a few times :P

Okay, let’s give this a go. I apologize to any females reading this :P

5:00am - Get up, use bathroom, have a shower. Try to understand why I’m moody. Realize I’m on my period. Figure out how to use a tampon/pad. Might need sticky-tape.
5:30am - Have some breakfast whilst watching TV with a towel still around my body and a towel around my hair, styled beautifully. White towels only.
6:15am - Go to work. Have my co-workers wonder why a female is working in my place. Have my manager no-doubt flirt now with me, much to my annoyance.
11am - Eat lunch, probably a salad as I’m on a diet and watching my figure.
4pm - Leave work, go to the gym. Change into a sports-bra. Wear tights/leggings that leave nothing to the imagine and run like a Baywatch model on the treadmill whilst doing the ‘Herbal Essences’ hair-flick. Smile at the hottest guy checking me out.
5:30pm - Head home, shower again, prepare healthy protein-rich, low-carb dinner, scoff down dinner, maybe a small dessert, write in diary about how different being a female is.
7:30pm - Try on an awesome dress that suits my figure, add accessories that I couldn’t be caught dead in as a male (not without ignorance anyway) and an awesome pair of $200+ heels. Crash course in how to wear heels without breaking an ankle. Go hang out with the girls and have a good time/bitch sesh - wow, much like being a gay man!
10:30pm - Bed-time! Probably sleep naked and play with my new bits again.

Last updated November 07, 2017