Elosa, CA 16:18, Berlin, DE: 22:18 in Strangely Estranged

I couldn’t get away from the crazy symbolism while in Berlin. The hotel put 15 black hangars up on left and 16 orange on right. You can do the math. Or the China set with Lillies on them, set atop paper towels with Dispicable Me’s “Minions” cartoon characters.

Let’s not forget the Loch Ness monster painted on the electrical utility box outside the hotel and the two ugliest sculptures displayed in window next door of an arm with a head held in its hand.

Then there’s the Sling King… and just guess the address. I’ll give you one try. YES! Eisenacher Str.115!! And the company car was a red Ford Fiesta, plates D B GU 600 with two Teddy Bears at the wheel.

Someone put a glass of Mojito at the doorway which I quickly disposed of.

The city had bills posted for ”B EAS T” throughout.

They really tried to mind control me into buying this cool “OX BALLS” steel sheath but I resisted their efforts. I just know it’s some terrible sympathetic thing and don’t want to please them by falling for it.

So I’m waiting until 22:16, maybe I can relax after that point. That’s the time my crazy calc said the SHTNR would happen.