survey. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

How many pets do you own?
Zero.

What’s your least favorite season?
winter. it’s cold and everyone has to be all careful. and i have SAD. and i hate being cold.

Do you prefer to text or call?
well i don’t have texting. so email/textmail.

Morning or night?
night.

Do you like tacos?
no but everyone seems to be quite a big fan of them.

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert without a doubt.

What’s your favorite desert?
well i really like cake.

Do you enjoy walks?
Yarp.

Are you a frequent user of Facebook?
yeah.

Do you watch animated shows still?
Yup.

Can you roll your tongue?
yeah. and that’s not genetic.

What’s your “lucky” number?
Can’t say I have one.

Are you scared of anything?
Of course.

Big mac or big whopper?
i’m not sure i’ve ever had either.

Do you like to play board games?
yeah.

Are you fond of romantic novels?
yeah.

Fruitloops or cocopops?
you mean cocopuffs?

Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars?
no not a live one. cause that would be weird.

Who was your favorite Disney princess as a child?
um.

Would you forgive someone for cheating?
um.

Are you superstitious?
no. well except about lilies.

Have you seen A Clockwork Orange?
yes which is weird considering what it involves. [it involves rape.].

Do you like to read?
Yes.

Are you easily distressed?
i don’t like that word so. but i’m easily overwhelmed yeah.

Do you believe in aliens?
um.

If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to chose, who would it be?
But what would the terms and conditions be? How long would we both live for? Is it the end of the world? Is there life to be created and restarted?!

Dogs or cats?
Cats.

Are you a grumpy person?
there’s another word i don’t like. it kindof sounds like the person who uses it is either a kindergarten teacher or they think they’re better than everyone. that’s how i feel about people who don’t swear.

What’s something you hate?
being cold.

Are you a worry wart?
well..........i don’t worry about people all that much but things.

Do you like having your picture taken?
yeah.

Do you like cotton candy?
no

Would you ever use a dating site?
i have.

Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah.

Rap or pop?
um mmm rap. but i’m not a big fan of the stuff. i still think it’s about 2 things whores and money. though i like Macklemore. and ‘same love’ makes me happy. [or as my mom calls it ‘one love’.].

What’s the weirdest flavor of ice cream you’ve tried?
well you either had it or you didn’t. did you try, to put your pants on today? no you just did it. see? exactly. ‘try’. still not a thing. it either happened or it didn’t or it started to.
or like when people go ‘i tried to call you’. that’s...........that’s not physically possible. they either did, didn’t or started to.
um. what?
oh and i don’t like ice cream. oh you mean ever? i don’t remember.

Do you like math?
omygod i misread that as ‘meth’.

Are you the type of person to laugh at others misfortune?
not usually no. but i like when my mentor’s upset/put out cause then she’s real.

Love or lust?
Love.

Do you remember lyrics easily?
yeah.

What was/is your favorite school subject?
english and history.

Do you like tattoos?
On other people yeah. Don’t have any myself and I can’t see that changing.

Are you the type of person to lie?
well..........my definition of lying is different from 90% of other people’s. see my definition is when someone’s asked if they like blue and they say no even though they do. it’s a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ thing. the other kind is a dishonesty.

Do you eat porridge for breakfast?
Nope. also i don’t eat breakfast.

What music are you listening to right now?
well i’m watching ‘nashville’ so. .........country.

Are you allergic to anything?
cats.

Do you like Lady Gaga?
like, personally or her music?

How about Nicki Minaj?
see above.

Do you like rainy days?
well........yes and no.

Last question, do you like pie?
no cause i hate crust. and not like the taste of it. the look of it. crust is gross and it makes me shudder. oh god. ew.