Father's New 🏡 in Strangely Estranged

Father has been talking about building his grand new house as long as you can remember. The only problem is that he plans on building it on top of your property and your sisters and brothers and most of the family’s homes.

You know when the wrecking ball will come and you’re afraid you might be home at the time. So you and the family decide to blame it all on the interior designer. You convince Dad to postpone the construction until after you’re dead when the new designer can fit the project into his calendar.

Now you’ve put the burden upon the kids to worry about years from now. Dad’s happy and not upset with you, you’re happy since you really didn’t want to move and your peers are happy with you because they never suspected you really didn’t like the whole new house idea.