Channeling Father in Strangely Estranged

I don’t think the Family is willing nor permitted to help in this matter. With no other choice, I will attempt to channel Father for the answers I seek.

First though, I must devise a way to authenticate his spirit. Too many times before, trickery has led me astray. But is there an app for that?

Authentication silly, I’m using the app for trickery.

Uh-oh, they just made (censored) fart! That couldn’t be a good sign, could it? Perhaps Sister Flatch’ Grande would know.

(Side thought: Should I restrict the trolls?)

Last updated September 29, 2017