survey that........thing. in 2017. got it.

1.) What were you doing at 11 last night?
um i was. actually i was getting ready for bed.

2.) Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?
well my best friend isn’t w/ us anymore so........yeah. his death destroyed me like it actually destroyed me. i won’t detail. 4.5 yrs.

3.) What could you eat any day of the week and never get tired of?
well mangos are pretty frekin delicious. ooh and chicken nuggets i like those dudes. good dudes.

4.) What’s the craziest thing you’ve done?
i was actually thinking about this recently. uhm. what? oh ridden on a motorcycle in my early 20’s. well i mean not by myself.

5.) Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?

6.) Funniest thing that happened in the last 24 hours?
um wow that’s a good question.

7.) Do you have any plans for the weekend?
it’s tues. so.

8.) Would you change yourself for the person you love?
No cause i think that’s stupid. that’s why i don’t like the movie ‘grease’. um but I’m willing to make compromises to better the relationship. So long as my person does the same.

9.) Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
no

10.) Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?
no............

11.) Do you find drinking unattractive?
Only excessive drinking.

12.) When was the last time something bothered you?
um.....

13.) Do you know how to work a computer well?
like. i don’t understand. i..........do you mean do i know like. how well do i understand how a computer works, or.........like. what? fuk so confused. i like. i know the basics of working a computer. there’s the mouse and the keyboard thingy so..........um yeah i guess.

14.) To whom did you last give the finger?
this random person in their car who stopped and waited for me. like i hate that. i’m not a piece of meat and i don’t like being treated as such. nor am i a bakery item. [bakery items are in display cases and when people do that i feel like i’m on display.].

15.) Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
um well.........

16.) Do you like to hold hands?
Yes

17.) Anything embarrassing happen today?
yes. oh you want to know what.

18.) Would you ever go on a game show if you were offered?
oh god i just misread that as ‘offended’ and i was all offended by whom, exactly. no offered ok. um i might........

19.) What does your phone do when it receives a new text?
it doesn’t. um i mean i don’t have texting.

20.) Has anyone ever done mean things to you while you were sleeping?
No

21.) Do you have someone you can tell everything to?
yes.

22.) Would you rather be at the beach or lake?
the beach. cause lakes are in the forest and the woods scare me.

23.) Last thing you spent money on?
um..........chai. from gold peak. the company.

24.) What are you doing after this?
are you asking me out? in which case um maybe.

25.) Your song of the week?
???

26.) Have you ever cried from being so mad?
you mean angry? cause mad is insane. [yes i’m that person.]. so like a person can’t be insane at someone that’s not a thing. like when people go ‘that music is quite maddening’. yes it could drive them insane. anyway to get back to the question. yes.

27.) Are you happy with the choices you’ve made?
Some of them

28.) I bet you miss someone, huh?
Yes

29.) Would you rather be forced to eat 100 bananas or 100 apples?
Apples I guess

30.) Have you dated the person you texted last?
like texted via phone or via email? well..........ok so my phone doesn’t have um texting so........yes.

31.) Is good grammar attractive?

yes which is why i have an issue w/ the ‘cash me outside’ girl. so apparently cash is a verb now. no actually it is.er no it was before that like in bars people will go ‘i’ma cash out’. but like. a person referring to themselves in such a fashion is just weird. like so ‘cash me........’ what? that sounds objectifying. like please for the love of god learn correct english. i. i almost can’t even w/ that. also intelligence is hot.
again. we really need to stop making stupid people famous.

32.) Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Yes

33.) Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
yes. oh you want to know who.

34.) What is today’s date?
the 29th apparently.

35.) Who was the last person to call you baby?
um..........

36.) Has anyone ever sang to you?
Not recently

37.) What is your favorite color?
Purple

38.) What color are your eyes?
uh. they’re hazel.

39.) How tall are you?
5‘3”

40.) What do you have planned for tonight?
this reminds me. of back when i was still living at my place. and w/ even whenever one of us wanted to get together w/ the other we’d call and go ‘what are you doing?’ or something like that. yeah i think it was that....... i’ve never told anyone that. uh anyway back to the question. the usual.

41.) If you could have one wish right now what would it be?
that Pat was still here. god.

42.) When is your birthday?
i just had it. [well ok i didn’t ‘just’ have it. i had it recently.]. august 17th.

43.) Who is the 9th contact in your phone?
um........

44.) Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Yes

45.) If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, would you?
yes.

46.) Could you go a day without eating?
you’re funny. i was thinking about this recently actually.

47.) Did your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decision?
like when i was little or recently?

48.) What are you excited for?
seeing mr. stevie. [he’s my mom’s dog by the way.]. he’s very sweet and cutesy. and fluffy so much fluffiness. and he’s so pretty. yeah. he’s a good dude.
oh and also for later to happen. cause i just.i like night.
and um tom.

49.) Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?
I doubt it

50.) Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
yeah. been awhile but yeah.

51.) Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?
um no. i’m the age after 29 so.

52.) What are you listening to now?
what you can’t tell?

53.) What woke you up today?
well the first time it was my alarm. and then it was the godamn fire alarm. which it probably was for the fire drill but the lady didn’t come into my room to get me which she’s always done prior to this one so.

54.) Would you take someone back if they cheated on you?
um hm.......

55.) Have you ever dyed your hair?
no.

56.) Who is the last person you have a missed call from?
A temp agency

57.) Where was your profile picture taken?
on here? or on fb.........twitter.......

58.) How many windows are open on your computer?
1.

59.) Anything you really want?
um.

60.) How many pillows do you sleep with?

61.) Can you have more than one best friend? ‘can’..........

62.) What was last thing you drank?
a beverage. really?

63.) How many pets do you have?
well i personally don’t have any.

64.) What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Cocoa

65.) Who last texted you?
um.

66.) Whom did you last text?
um.

67.) Do you know anyone who is pregnant?
i.........do i know.........yes actually.

68.) Where were you born?
in a hospital.

69.) What do you want right now?
To be done with this survey, which I am

Last updated January 07, 2018