to the tune of JESUS LOVES ME in song parodies

Grievous loves me, this I know
his four lasers tell me so
though he wheezes, he’s real strong
I doubt he could sing this song

Grievous loves me, this I know
Jedi are his chosen foe
chopping off their many limbs
as happens when you fuck with him

Grievous loves me, that’s the law
killing you with spinning saws
more sabres in his collection
that’s what gives him an erection

Grievous loves me, though he died
Ben spilled out all his insides
shattered all his robot parts
using those old wizard arts

Grievous loves me! he will stay
in my heart ten-thousand days
still alive I’m sure he lurks
in some Extended Universe

yes, Grievous loves me!
yes, Grievous loves me!
yes, Grievous loves me!
look at those cool laser swords