Survey #whatever number this is in Surveys

Well my last entry was boring as batshit, so it’s time for another el-boring-o survey. Stole this one from Kylie!

Do you make your bed?
Pffft, who has time for that? I’m only gonna get in it again. I’ll generally straighten out the doona but even that I sometimes don’t. The only time I ever make my bed is after I’ve washed the sheets, or when a guy is coming over lol.

The first car that was officially yours?
A 1981 Holden Commodore. I bought it from the classifieds from some guy in Toowoomba for $1000. I got quite a few years out of it, and it had it’s fair share of problems, but it allowed me to get around enough. I remember it was automatic but didn’t have power steering so I pretty much had to yank the wheel to turn a corner lol.
My second car was a Mitsubishi (Mrs. Bitchy) Magna, which was my parents old car I bought from them. Much nicer to drive, but now I haven’t owned a car in many many years. I do miss both cars.

Three grocery items you don’t run out of?
Probably Peanut Butter, honey and English breakfast teabags.

When did you start doing your own laundry?
Don’t remember. Must have been after I moved out of home at 18 probably.

If you could, would you go back to high school?
No. I hated high school. I didn’t have many friends at all, but I was a smart kid and a school captain at my first school and a prefect at my second. I used to enjoy learning but I had little social skills nor popularity lol.

Can you parallel park in 3 moves?
Yeah it wasn’t that hard to that I remember. I’d probably be a bit rusty now.

A job you had which people would be shocked to know you did?
Haha, I had this one job where I had to go around shopping centre carparks and demonstrate a cleaning product on people’s vehicles. Sooooooo dodgy, and you can imagine how protective people are of their cars when you start spraying a substance on them. I’m amazed the company didn’t get sued, or they may have, I dunno. I worked there for one day and then quit. Fuck that shit.

Do you think aliens are real?
They have to be, right? I mean, this giGANtic universe out there, or rather universe’S. The fact that life exists on this planet is fascinating to me, so surely there are other places where some form of life has evolutionised themselves into whatever climate etc. They may not look anything like us or even breathe the same but I’d love to think there’s more than just us in all. that. space.

Can you drive a stick shift?
I grew up on a farm, so it was second-nature to me. I went for my manual licence so that I could drive both. I must prefer to drive an automatic though.

Guilty TV show you watch?
Hahaha, probably RuPaul’s Drag Race. Or even worse - Fire Island LOL.
Dating Naked is fun too.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
I dunno, I hate both. I tend to feel worse off when I’m too cold because it can bring on the flu and all other sorts of nasty bugs. When I’m too hot, a jump in a pool or a shower or air-con is much more relaxing than piling on 10 layers of clothing.

If the world ends do you want to be one of the survivors?
Could be fun. So long as everyone else weren’t zombies.

Sweet or Salty?
Sweeeeeeeet. CakeCakeCakeCakeCake.

Do you enjoy soaking in a nice bath?
Oh yes, I don’t do this anywhere near enough, despite my bathroom having the bathtub in the house. Now that it’s Winter, I should take note to do that more.

Do you consider yourself strong?
Physically? No. Mentally? Hell no.

Something people do, physically, that drives you crazy?
Smokers who deliberately sit next to where I already am and light up a cancer-stick and blow their smoke in my face is probably my number 1 peeve. I literally want to smack them out with a 2 by 4.
That saliva-smacking sound some people make whilst eating their food with an open mouth is a little annoying too haha.

Something you do, physically, that you are sure drives other people crazy?
Not sure. Probably being selfish.

Do you have any birthmarks?
Nope! I thought I had one on the side of my head but it’s more like a mole than a birthmark.

Favorite childhood sport?
Tennis.

Do you talk to yourself?
I do but it’s usually in reaction to other people’s stupidity. “Fuck Me!…” tends to be my favourite choice of words I utter to myself a lot this year.

Do you like doing jig-saw puzzles?
I did a couple as a kid. Didn’t mind them. Give or take.

Would you go on a reality show?
Nahhhh.

Tea or coffee?
Tea for me, if at home. Unless I’m at a cafe, then I’ll go a mocha.

First thing you remember wanting to be when you grew up?
I wanted to work on “Getaway” haha. Get paid to go on holidays?? Hell yeah!

No matter how much money you have or don’t have, what are you an absolute snob about?
Hmmmm. I can’t really think of anything off the bat. Probably staying in semi-nice accommodation every few months or so.