Spotted Like a Splendiferous Gaffe in RANDOMS (aka) "QUOTATIONS"

All I know about relationships is that if you are of average height, don’t even think about dating a giraffe… trust me, it won’t work out. He’ll step on you, then apologize, and you’ll forgive him, and you’ll hug his knee… The whole time he could be flirting with birds & hot air balloons etc… Remember, there’s a whole world out there above your head.