The Best 9 Dollar Phrases of 2013 in Nine Dollar Phrases

"It'll be the biggest thing out of Israel since God!"

"If you don't like the cold don't ever go to Norway. It's like flipping minus zero there"

"He's got so many babies they should call him Barnardos"

"When did it start raining?"

"About 43AD I think"

"Oh look, it's the same dog again"

"Oh no! Do you think this means we're stuck in a time loop?"

"No... I think it just means it's the same dog again"

"Phew! I can always rely on you to help me through my transtemporal crisis!"

"I couldn't live in Wisconsin with this British accent. I'd be all 'Hi, I live in Winston-Constantine!'"

"Oh come on dude, she's wearing a wedding ring"

"So? It doesn't make her tits invisible!"

"So I finished Inside Hitler's Bunker"

"What were you doing in there?"

"Then God ran up the clock!"

"A womb with a view"

"Are you 100% 50/50?"

"Would you fight for this country?"

"It would really depend on the circumstances wouldn't it? Who are we at war with?"

"For example... i.e.... anyone!"

"I am literally saying please"

"Necesito apprende Espanol"

"I can speak Spanish. Como un zorro!"

"I'm curious to know where he stands with regards to public toilets"

"Facing the urinals I hope"

"And Santa had a bowl full of jelly which he enjoyed in spite of himself"