tune of SILVER BELLS in song parodies

it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through
you’ve been stoned for a while
in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat
menu listings
speaker hissing
order fifteen plus drink
and a few hours later you’ll hear

Taco Bell, Taco Bell
I’ve spent the last four hours shitting
grunt grunt and squat for all I’ve got
hem’roids are started this way

cinnamon bites
not sitting right
soon your colon will fail
but your appetite
overcomes your fears

gordita crunch
wraps by the bunch
that’s the thing that’s on sale
but above the bathroom fan
they’ll hear

Taco Bell, Taco Bell
I’ve spent the last six hours shitting
grunt grunt and squat for all I’ve got
hem’roids are started this way