a tribute to The Old Main (OLD MAN parody) in song parodies

Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies
Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies

Old Main, take a look at these guys
they’re named for
a mental ward
that housed half of Utica
in Eighteen Eighty-Two

they play bars and big ol’ barns
in corn fields
on small blue tarps
burning songs ‘till sky goes dark
burn it down for you

Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies
they’re young their fashion is fly
they got rockin’ tunes
they’re hard to categorize
smokin’ grass or blues

stand-up bass, right in your face
plays it like a bra unlaces
guitar banjo blister hands
bleeding on the strings

some slow and some real fast
hollers from a time long past
hollers echo back at last
as they do their thing

Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies
they’re young their fashion is fly
they got rockin’ tunes
they’re hard to categorize
smokin’ grass or blues

Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies
Old Main, take a look at these guys
they get all the groupies

Last updated April 28, 2017