cheat code in poetry

when criminals in video games have infinite ammo
I always think “why with all the crime, guy?”
“just get rich selling off your infinite ammo”

with all those coins, couldn’t Mario hire some mercenaries to help?
really, it’s just you and your weird brother?
you’re awash in gold coins the size of your arm
surely you could at least get power armor

why don’t you just TALK to Ganon?
you know, Link, REASON with the guy
for all you know the truth is
the Ganondorf ancestral lands
are simply rich with oil shale
maybe Zelda’s dad is setting you up
as a proxy patsy to light the fuse
Zelda’s capture could be
fake news

talk to the guy, Link
maybe he’ll sell off his endless ammo
give you half of the split
half of infinity’s still infinity
depending how you think of it