Ermen the red nosed woman! in Sparkly Springtime (April onwards) 2017

I have a zit. A pimple. A spot. A huge, bulging, pulsating boil on the end of my nose.

People at work said they couldn’t see it while Rich snorted and said they were just being nice.

My zit is at that stage where it’s incredibly tender and hasn’t come to a head (literally) yet, it’s just making the area (the tip of my nose) swollen and red while the skin tightens from the pressure. The slightest touch really hurts.

And since I’m getting huge zits I’m watching in the mirror with optimism, waiting for the lines to fade and the youthful glow to reappear. .. I mean, zits are for the young; right?!