Briefly... and very gross in Book Four: Ichi-no-Tani 2017

I had plans for this weekend.
But as is often the case, plans don’t come to fruition.

Friday before leaving, I checked with Ran on how things are for him and his wife since they decided to move into Tiny Town. He mentioned that he has lived all over the world as a man who was active Air Force. He’s seen large cities, small cities, German Air Bases, and everything else. His opinion of Tiny Town? (1) It is the darkest town he’s ever seen. The fact that there are no streetlights and that NOBODY uses a porch light is… downright creepy. (2) It is the most lifeless town he’s ever experienced. The fact that everything is closed and shuttered after 7 pm is difficult to cope with. The fact that there IS no social culture is… baffling.
So… long story short, from my perspective… I’m not crazy and I’m not a snob. This town really is as bad as I think. So for all the nay saying I’ve been getting… it is good to have someone independently verify that… yeah, this place is unique even among small towns.

Saturday morning, Wife was pissed at me. I snored, long and loud, and she couldn’t get to sleep. Then she got really pissed because I slept until 2 p.m. Luckily, after I vomited out of my mouth and nose, she was a little less yelly about “my lazy inconsiderateness.” But (and I’m not at all okay with this) at some point… I also liquid poo’d myself :( Didn’t feel it, wasn’t aware of it… just stood up and… holy scat issue! :( That got her yelly again; but a quick pass through the washing machine took care of it all, so that’s good. So… yeah, I think I have enough evidence to say with confidence that I was diagnosably ill!

After our “typical Saturday” of BBC and Dr Who… back to bed. I had… dreams.

Dream One: Amazing. I won’t go into all of the details; but essentially… Wife and I discovered a group of borderline Nymphomaniacs who specialized in “first experiences.” Meaning… if you hadn’t done something before, they would volunteer to be your first experience and make certain it was a very positive experience. Wife gave me permission, and I experienced a literal sexual buffet of all of the things I’ve been interest in trying. Going down on a woman, anal, threesome, all the different positions.... it was… intense. I woke up and instantly hit facebook with “Wow… really wish I had that dream on blu ray” as a way to remind myself of that dream later on.

Dream Two: Wife and I were at Pappy and Gamma’s house. Clearly, this was a multi-verse where Pappy did not move out after Gamma died. But now both Pappy and Gamma had died. We were going through the house taking care of things. At some point, we discovered a “video game” that wasn’t a video game. It was an experimental robotic elderly assistant. Being an ass, I went full GTA with the “game” until I realized that what my “character” on the screen was doing was actually happening in real life. A warrant was issued for my arrest and I woke up.

Dream Three: This one was far more like what my dreams have been recently. Simply life. But life the way it could be/should be. Just… two people living their lives; going to work, coming home, hanging out with friends. Essentially, in Anime terms, it was a “Slice of Life” dream with no key drama… they way things could be.

Which brings me to Sunday morning. I would still like to do a few specific things today; but we’ll see if any of that happens.