to the tune of the Mr. Ed theme in song parodies

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
And no one can talk to a corpse of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr. Dead

Go right to the source and ask the corpse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse
He always moves with cutting force
Fear for Mr. Dead

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Dead will never speak unless he is moaning for brains

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
And this one’ll talk ‘til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking corpse?
Well listen to this:

Brains brains brains brains brains