tune of Fat Bottomed Girls in song parodies

Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise
Oh ten miles in the ocean blue
Oh gonna look at the sealife
Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round

The ship was booked from one to four
A standard three-hour tour
But no Skipper and no Gilligan on board
Just a lunch counter for cookin’
And a see-through floor for lookin’
It’s not much but it was all I could afford, hey hey!

I see dolphins I see crabs
Fresh or salt all up for grabs
All aquatic life is present there below
I see mermaids and swordfish
I see things that don’t exist
It’s always better when you smoke up before you go!

Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise
Oh ain’t got nothing left to lose
Oh it’s just no fun upon the ground
Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round (x 2)

Hey listen here
Now I see mantis shrimp and scrod
And I see tiger sharks and cod
There’s electric eels and trout inside this sea
A thousand fathoms by my measure
Hey was that some sunken treasure
Holy shit, I think that was fifteen manatee!

Oh gonna take a pleasure cruise
Oh ain’t got nothing left to lose
Oh it’s just no fun upon the ground
Glass bottom boats, you let me watch the fish swim ‘round (x 2)