It's a sad, sad day in Adventures in paradise

Revised: 10/28/2016 4:16 a.m.

  • Oct. 28, 2016, 1:16 a.m.
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Today is a sad, sad day.

I’ve gone up a pant-size ^cries hysterically^

I had to buy new work pants AGAIN today because the one’s I’m wearing are starting to rip a seam at my right thigh and showing off my gorgeous pins to the customers, but unfortunately that isn’t company policy, so off to buy new ones it was.
I decided to take both sizes to the change rooms, just to compare. I shouldn’t be buying work pants again already. It feels like I was just doing that.
I tried on the bigger size first (36’s) and thought that they were a little baggy in certain areas, but then when I tried to try on my usual 34’s (which are already up on the 32’s I was a few short years ago), they barely even did up! I was like :O
And at first I was like, “Well surely they’ve just accidentally put the 34’s tag on the 32 pants accidentally…” - you know, cos I’m in COMPLETE DENIAL LOL!!

So I’m now a fat porker. Might as well join Weight Watchers and Fat Blasters.
I just jumped on the scales to double-check how much I weigh, and I’m now at 96kg. Wow. That’s a loooooong way from the skinny 70kg’er I was all through my early and mid 20’s. Jesus. Maybe it’s just a growing older thing? I’m kind of glad that I’m not as skinny as I was. In fact, I’m glad I’m not. It’s scary seeing the scales creep up ever so slightly over time. I am only 4kg off hitting three figures LOL. That’s what, a bag of potatoes?

So my realization that I’m now having to wear a bigger pant-size made me a bit sad today. And they make the bigger pant size seem to comfortable to wear, with room to grow, which I do NOT want to do haha. The only comfort I have in wearing these is that I’ll have to wear my belt with them because they are a little baggy.
I’m gonna have to start going on jogs I think. Without a gym membership, I’ve only really been doing pushups at home, and I think my body’s like, “Right, now that he’s lazier, I’ll show him!”
I did, however, buy a new bottle of lube that I’m gonna hopefully try out sometimes soon, and when I scanned it at the register, it scanned at the wrong price, so I got it for free! :D

I bought a ghost outfit that I was gonna wear to Ayden’s Halloween party tomorrow night, but when I got home, I realized it’s only a decoration :(
So I’ve decided to hang it up and hopefully give Nick a scare when he gets home tonight :P
I’m trying the whole Snapchat vid thing, but I dunno if it’ll work here.
https://www.facebook.com/pfefz/videos/vb.507579854/10154665213934855/?type=2&theater&notif_t=video_processed&notif_id=1477653215869798
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In actual sad news, I’m still in disbelief about the deaths at Dreamworld this week. I think it’s really hit everyone hard because that ride first opened in 1987, so a hell of a lot of us have been on that ride over the course of our lives, and it could have been any one of us that it decided to malfunction on, and now 4 people are dead :(

Also, some crazy cunt decided to set a bus driver in my city on fire today and he’s dead as well :( WTF is WRONG with people??!


Last updated October 28, 2016


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