drift compatible (not a narrative entry) in 2013-2014

I was going to work out today, but then my period started. So I'm looking at trainwreck wedding ideas in my pajamas and occasionally having a good idea while I'm at it. Win-win, right? Sort of. Not really. 7k in early March ain't waiting for anyone. So, note to self:

Aaron: I just had an idea!

Me: Yeess?

Aaron: What if on our cake, we have Godzilla (the original kaiju) as the groom AND get a Cherno Alpha as the bride?

Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: this is why I'm marrying you
Me: right there, in a nutshell

Aaron: Boom! Cake toppers decided on! XD
Aaron: And we can still have the XKCD aspect as the cards on the tables.

Me: We can use all our pertinent comics as invites/cards/whatever we need in bulk?

Me: Should the words "drift compatible" be floating around?
Me: One thing I think wuold be funny as hell would be the sort of madlibs advice/whatever cards at the tables.

Aaron: We can have that as a banner in the reception hall area. And yes, as a table activity do mad-lib advice cards.

Me: Advice, how you met us, whatever.
Me: http://www.toplessrobot.com/assets_c/2012/08/masseffect2-thumb-550x550.jpg

Aaron: Cute.

Me: I wonder if a cake would support a legit Cherno Alpha figurine.

Aaron: Hmm.. maybe not a tower cake, but I think we would need a double stack sheet in order for it to work.

Me: What if there was something analogous to how you put plywood on the ground before heavy construction vehicles roll over it? Tower cakes are mostly fondant, anyway. I'm okay with a flat or stack cake as long as it's epic tasty.

Aaron: We could have a flat cake with something half the size of the base in the middle and that's what they stand on.

Me: The Cherno figure is about 7" tall.

Aaron: I think we can find a Godzilla roughly that same size. We can make this work. We'll find a way.
Aaron: ...Even if we have to stand it on a brick o' Hershey's chocolate.

Me: It's okay if they're not the same size. He can just be a small or high category kaiju.
Me: Oh noo. A brick of chocolate. That's awwwfuulll. Why are you trying to ruin our wedding?

Aaron: Ruin it? I'm making it freakin
Aaron: ...AWE-SOOOOOOOME!

Me: WE'RE ADULTS
Me: http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=NEC12423&mode=retail
Me: No rush on getting Cherno. He's not even available yet, but he looks like he'll be quality.

Aaron: $36 for both of them? It says "set".

Me: Yep.
Me: I'm hoping maybe he'll be sold singly by time it matters?

Aaron: I'm down!
Aaron: And something for us to put together together. I'm okay with getting Coyote Tango as just to have.

Me: We can play!

Aaron: We can!