50 shades of.oh my. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

so this really has nothing to do w/ anything other than it’s something that happened.lately.

so on my computer I read 50 shades of gray via this app.thingy. yeah i have one of those ‘new’ dells. I’d read that maybe...........um 4, yrs. ago. well read it by my standards by which i mean.to the last hundred pages. yeah i never finish a book cause i don’t like knowing what’s going to happen.like at the end. i..........oh so when i was reading it on my computer i actually finished it. also on the app dude they don’t give pages. page # thingys. uh...........and oh my. I liked the book. yeah i like um erotica. i don’t have a lot of sexual experience but i think i come off like i do.and the thing about reading is you don’t have to actually experience.that stuff. [though if someone wants to then ok]. I’m embarassed to admit i like erotice i think cause i’m one of those sweet delicate polite ladies.damnit. i’m clearly of age to read such things. it’s not that much different from someone liking mystery stories.or stories about baseball.

i like how articulate they are in the book. when i was reading i didn’t remember a whole lot of it.