Question And Answer Period in The Stuff That's Not Interesting But Is The Most Interesting Stuff I'll Write

Song that always makes you sad?
Something About Us - Daft Punk

Last thing you bought?
Probably vodka.

Last person you argued with?
I’ll just put my mother because I don’t think it will have been anyone else.

Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?
Is that a thing?

One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid?
Just because you put a question mark at the end of a weird phrase doesn’t make it a question. Does this mean which of my stuffed animals would I name my kid after? Cuz if I have a boy, I’m naming him Big Flopsy just for the awkwardness in the locker room during his teen years…

Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?
I had one of their songs on a compilation but I never sought out their music to purchase.

Favourite day of the week?
I don’t have a favorite day of the week any longer.

Favorite Sundae topping?
I don’t like ice cream.

Did you take Piano lessons?
Yes.

Most frequent song played?
Most “frequent” played or most played? Let me see if I can figure this out. It’s actually Linus & Lucy but that’s because it’s the anniversary of Joe’s death. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, read my Music for Lovers entry.

T.V. show you secretly enjoy?
I’m way into Teen Wolf.

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
Ugh, I don’t like playing.

Date someone older or younger?
I’m not even sure how to date so this question is pointless no matter which direction I go.

One place you could travel right now?
I don’t really care as long as it’s not here… Or Idaho. And again, bad grammar… am I taking the place with me?

Do you use umbrellas?
I miss needing to use umbrellas. I hate California.

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
Canada is selfish enough to have a national anthem?

Favorite Cheese?
I don’t think about things like this.

The Smiths or the Cure?
Before I moved to LA, I had no idea who the Smiths were and would have most definitely said the Cure. But now I have to admit that I like Morrissey’s bizarre depression.

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
I prefer being blonde but I don’t have a preference for dating.

Best job you ever had?
The Film Market.

Did you go to your high school prom?
No.

Perfect time to wake up?
I like waking up before the sun rises.

Perfect time to go to bed?
I like going to bed shortly after sunset.

Do you use your queen right away in chess?
Not at all.

Ever been in a car accident?
I was in the car when I was a child and my mother was driving. It’s apparently part of why I have such a strong phobia regarding driving.

Closer to mom or dad…or neither?
Physically closer or emotionally? Because I’m physically close to both, but emotionally, we’re all inhabiting different planets.

What age is this exciting life over for you?
Huh? “Exciting”? When I die… What a stupid question.

What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?
I’d probably adjust it a little so that I’d be a teenager in the 80s so I could be in my 20s in the 90s. I probably wouldn’t survive the AIDS epidemic, but it’d be fabulous!

Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
Do people really have favorite shoes?

Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?
Despite the fact that late last year I fit back into my high school Levi’s, the only thing that I still wear is a black t-shirt that says “Be the Moon” on the front. It still boggles my mind that I fit into it.

Were you in track and field?
WTF is that?

Were you ever in a school talent show?
There is a long story about this very subject.

Have you ever written in a library book?
What kind of animal does that?

Allergic to?
Bullshit.

Favorite fruit?
Apples.

Have you watched sex and the city?
It’s my Bible. I’ve been rewatching it lately.

Baseball hat or toque?
Hats are for bald people.

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
I have a specific order in which I do everything. It’s one of the reasons everyone thinks I have OCD.

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
Always use lube.

Pen or pencil?
Pencils are for people who make mistakes.

Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Yes, although I detest gambling.

Have you thrown up on a plane?
Of course.

Have you thrown up in a car?
I drink alcohol so that’s a yes.

Have you thrown up at work?
Yes, on my boss.

Do you scream on roller coasters?
I don’t ever get enough emotion in my body to make my voice raise above a coarse whisper.

Who was your first prom date?
What’s with all the prom questions?

Who was your first room-mate?
That would be Shane when I went to New Orleans. Sweet guy, total loon.

What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
Remember that Sex & the City question? Cosmopolitans.

What was your first job?
I rolled hoses at a tool store.

What was your first car?
A Mazda MX-6.

When did you go to your first funeral?
I was 4.

How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
When Shane was my roommate in New Orleans. I was 18 and left the day of my high school graduation.

Who was your first grade teacher?
Mr. Gardner. He was a very sweet man who was very docile. I was blessed by having fairly incredible teachers when I was younger. Although, 2nd and 3rd grade I had AWFUL teachers (even my parents hated them).

Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
Las Vegas. It was awful.

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I never snuck out, I did sneak Joe in a few times.

Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
That would be Sarah. And see the entry I just wrote.

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent’s house?
Yet again, New Orleans.

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Nobody really, I tend to internalize, or vent on here. <<<<< YEP

Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
My mother’s. The sole wedding I have ever been in.

What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Get disappointed that I woke up alive.

What was the first concert you attended?
Madonna, don’t ask.

First tattoo or piercing?
My Octopussy.

First celebrity crush?
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Lol