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1. First thing you wash in the shower?

I start at the top and work my way south. Navy training! I can completely shower and shave in less than five minutes. On the boat you never knew when the water would stop working.

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Audrey. That is not even a valid question.

1. Do you plan outfits?

Hah! The way I dress is more like uniforms. For work, khakis and a polo shirt. Out and about during the summer cargo shorts and a short sleeved Henley. Out and about in the winter jeans and a long sleeved Henley.

1. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Bored.

1. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red?

My logbook has a red cover.

1. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.

I don’t tend to remember dreams, they turn to smoke when I wake up. If I don’t write them down within an hour of waking they are gone.

1. Did you meet anybody new today?

Not yet.

1. What are you craving right now?

A burrito.

1. Do you floss daily?

At least once a day, usually twice a day.

1. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Sauerkraut.

1. Are you emotional?

Situationally.

1. Have you ever counted to 1,000?

Nope.

1. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick?

A little of both.

1. Do you like your hair?

I’m not a girl, so my hair is just this yard on top of my head that needs mowing so often.

1. Do you like yourself?

I occasionally impress myself.

1. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Sure.

1. What are you listening to right now?

Shrillery yelling in my left ear from the TV.

1. Are your parents strict?

They were pretty strict with me. They lost steam pretty rapidly. Which I suppose is why I have a pension and a Masters degree and my brother lives in a tent.

1. Would you go skydiving?

Been there, done that.

1. Do you like cottage cheese?

Sure. I don’t go out of my way to get it. It complements fruit nicely.

1. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Seen a few. I could have spit on Robin Williams’ head if I had that kind of temperament. My BOQ room at Incirlik was on the third floor. His VIP suite was on the first floor.

1. Do you rent movies often?

Redbox and Netflix. Mostly I record movies on the DVR.

1. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?

Nope.
24. Have you made a prank phone call?

I prank telemarketers all the time.
25. Ever been on a train?

Vicenza to Rome and back.

1. Brown or white eggs?

Either or.

1. Do you have a cell-phone?

Unfortunately.

1. Do you use chap-stick?

All winter long.

1. Do you own a gun?

One and a half.

1. Can you use chop sticks?

Since I was 21.

1. Ever been hit with a bag of Goldfish?
   Not that I can recall.

2. Ever been in love?

A couple times.

1. What is/are your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?

Going to work.

1. Ever have cream puffs?

Not sure.

1. Last time you cried?

About 5 years ago.

1. What was the last question you asked?

What the fuck?

1. Favorite time of the year?

I like Summer and Fall. But Winter and Spring have their charms.
38. Are you sarcastic?

On occasion. Mostly gallows humor.

1. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?

I did. The short story by Ray Bradbury, “A Sound of Thunder” on which the movie is based was more powerful.

1. Ever walked into a wall?

I’ve walked into a bookcase.

1. Favorite color?

Forest Green.

1. Have you ever slapped someone?

Nope.

1. Is your hair curly?

Which hair?

1. What was the last CD you bought?

No idea.

1. Do Looks matter?

Yes.

1. Could you ever forgive a cheater?

Not sure, but probably not.

1. Is your phone bill sky high?

No.

1. Do you like your life right now?

It’s comfortable, if boring right now.

1. Do you sleep with the TV on?

Never.

1. Can you handle the truth?
   Of course.

2. Do you have good vision?

I was 20/10 and 20/15 for most of my life. Now I am extremely far-sighted. I can read menus outside of restaurant from across the street, anything inside of 6 feet I need readers.

1. Who is your Hollywood crush?

Toss up between Kate Beckensale, Elizabeth Hurley and Bella Thorne.

1. Does fate exist, or is it all just up in the air?

Fate, like luck, is self made.

1. The last person you held hands with?

Audrey.

1. What are you wearing?

Gym shorts and a tank top.

1. What is your favorite animal?

Non barky dogs.

1. Where was your profile picture taken?

On some dudes computer.

1. Can you hula hoop?

Probably not.

1. Do you have a job?

Not currently.

1. What was the most recent thing you bought?

Steak.

1. Ever crawled through a window?

Yep.

1. What color is your favorite hoodie?

Black.
63. How many countries have you visited?

It is easier to list the countries I haven’t visited.

1. Who are you going to be with tonight?

Rosie.

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Last updated August 31, 2016