Boring ass survey in Stolen surveys.

Nervous Habits?
None

Are you double jointed?
There is no such thing. Get a fucking anatomy book and read it.
However, when I work out I am very flexible. Can touch my head to my knees, lick the tip of my dick, and raise my legs over my head and touch the wall (with assistance).

Can you roll your tongue?
Don’t own a rolling pin, so not sure.

Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
Yes, just not my own.

Can you blow spit bubbles?
Never tried.

Can you cross your eyes?
I’m more concerned about uncrossing them.
Don’t you fucking make fun of me!!

Tattoos?
Nope

Piercings and where?
Nope

Do you make your bed daily?
Yes, before I get in it to go to sleep.

– CLOTHES –

Which shoe goes on first?
Black one.

Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?
Only while my feet were still in them.

On average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?
Maybe $20, if I need to buy stuff before work. Sometimes less then $5.00.

What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None

Favorite piece of clothing?
One of my many Schott leather jackets

– FOOD –

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.

Have you ever eaten Spam?
Yes but I didn’t swallow.
Ok, I did, fuck off.

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Toasted coconut

How many cereals in your cabinet?
Oh shit, you said S P A M before. Never mind, my bad.
As for the cereals, how the fuck do I know, they fill the boxes by the pound, not by the count.

What’s your favorite beverage?
Coffee or flavored water.

What’s your favorite restaurant?
Doesn’t matter, all my favorites have closed down.

Do you cook?
Just food now.

– GROOMING –

How often do you brush your teeth?
I send them out for cleaning.

How often do you shower/bathe?
When it rains.

Hair drying method?
Towel.

Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?
Nope

Do you paint your nails?
Nope

– MANNERS –

Do you swear?
No

Do you ever spit?
No

– WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE –

Animal?
Cat

Food?
All.

Month?
Septober

Day?
When I’m not working

Cartoon?
Flinstones Porn

Shoe Brand?
I’m white, so I don’t much care.

Subject in school?
Englis

Color?
Hunter Green

Sport?
Water (As in golden showers)

TV show?
Kind of hooked on ER this month.

Best Looking Male Celebs?
Me.

Thing to do in the spring?
Make things bounce

Thing to do in the summer?
Sweat

Thing to do in the fall?
Pumpkin stealing.

Thing to do in the winter?
Count the days til Spring.

– IN AND AROUND –

The CD player?
ER (it’s also a DVD)

Person you talk most on the phone with?
I dont

Ever taken a cab?
Yes, but I had to return it.

Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?
Always, and I look fucking fabulous.
Oh, I guess I do swear.

What color is your bedroom?
Blood

Do you use an alarm clock?
No, maybe a small cucumber.

Window seat or aisle?
Actual seat preferably.

– LA LA LAND –

What’s your sleeping position?
Flat

Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?
Usually

Do you snore?
Like a fish.

Do you sleepwalk?
Everyday at work.

Do you talk in your sleep?
It’s the only time I do.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Stuffed people.

How about with the light on?
No

Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?
I need total silence so the instructions from the voices are clear.

– WHICH IS BETTER –

Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

Oranges or apples?
Oranges

One pillow or two?
Three

Deaf or blind?
Mute, and slim, with big tits and pretty feet.

Pools or hot tubs?
Toilet, but if it’s not available, then yeah.

Blondes or brunettes?
Dark pubes, or at least thick ones.

Tall or short?
Petite

TV or radio?
Neither

Beach or pool?
Pool.

Tic-Tacs or Certs?
Onions

Snooze button or jump out of bed?
Fuck the alarm, it’s the man’s way to control the sheep!
Ok, snooze.

Sunrise or sunset?
Sunburn

Hamburger or cheeseburger?
In between a bun?
Did I get that one right at least?
Fuck, these are hard.

Morning or night?
Whenever she says yes, or passes out!

Sports or news?
Tits.

Indoors or outdoors?
Wherever she passed out.

Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Halloween

Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream cake!

Spearmint or peppermint?
Both burn.

Bath or shower?
Rain. Didn’t we cover this already?

Book or movie?
Chocolate

Green or red apples?
I hate both

Rain or snow?
Ice

Nike or Adidas?
I’m white. So whatever fits and is on sale.

– WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU –

Took a shower?
Let me check my calendar, and the type of beetles in my ass.

Cried?
No, thought that was you.

Talked on the phone?
You don’t remember? You sent me those pictures.

Read a book?
You want me to read one now?

Punched someone?
1978 or 79

– THE FUTURE –

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Right here.

Kids, how many?
Have to get the van fixed first.

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