Medically Weird (If you're girly don't read. This is gross.) in meh...

I always have something going on that is an anomaly. Never serious, but weird.
This won’t be totally disgusting, but it’s a little disgusting nonetheless…

(addendum: Nope. Totally disgusting. And long. Geewhiz…admit me already.)

Like when I was younger, somehow I got an infection in my finger that cause it to swell up and fill with pus. My grandmother stuck my hand in some very warm water to alleviate the sting of the needle she was about to stick in it. She stuck the needle along my finger nail on the side and then squeezed and all this junk came out. She stopped when the blood made an appearance.

As a kid I fell in the bushes due to me spinning in a circle down the sidewalk, across the street, down the other sidewalk, crossed the street again, and then stopped in front of my house where I fell in the neighbors bushes. A few scratched I thought I was cool thought nothing of it. Weeks later the area between my thumb and forefinger was sore and started to swell. Was even green. Didn’t get it so, since mom had to work, I had to go to the children’s hospital to get it looked at. They came at me with this needle and held my hand down to deaden it. I was freaked out of course. Then they opened up my hand a little. First the infection juice (aka pus, again) came out. After digging around a bit, they found it. A little green bud of a plant was in my hand. Band Aid and bandage covered my hand for a while. I was like “I just had surgery!” But the scar is long gone. Hell I don’t even remember which hand it was. LOL

Middle school. Metal shop. Have no clue what was going on that my boob hurt. I raise my hand/arm to far above my head excruciating pain. Someone bump into me, excruciating pain. This went on for about 2 days. On the third day it hardened. My entire boob felt as if there was a rock in the shape of my boob inside of it. I freaked out. Went to the doctor. Some sort of infection. Two years later, it happened to the other boob.

I am a picker. I see pimples, I get after them. Sometimes they scar, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes I don’t pick and they still scar so fuck it. One day I’m examining my face. There’s this bump on my nose right around the nostril circle up top, under the skin no clear head, so I leave it be. Its a little sore. I notice how it grows. One day I’m like okay this is bothering me. I look and see a hair. Cool. Maybe I will pull this and then I can get the rest. Well, when I pulled the hair, it was attached to this…mass of stuff that was pulled through this little hole that apparently closed up after I pulled it out and never grew there again. Weird.

The outbreak of 2007. Never forget that. I don’t know where or how I caught this. Started as an itch on my pubes. Next day, the itch still itched but now there was a lump. By the end of the week I thought I was growing a dick. Went to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Didn’t get seen until Saturday morning at 11a. Yeah. Had a slight fever. I had an abscess. Uck. When they were about to lance or whatever it, needle went in, popped all over the place and they put those strips in. Packing. Gave me prescriptions, sent me home without telling me I needed to be off work for a few days. I had to pack this hole on my twat and it was like the loneliest time of my life because I was crying and wondering why did they send me home to torture myself like this? I had vicodin for pain and I was allergic to the antibiotics. I was pink and itchy with sensitive skin. I’m not that light skinned but to be a pink black person was weird. Got over that. Few months later. Happened again. On my back in an unreachable spot. This was the worse. It popped before I got to a doctor and it was SOOOO painful and HOT. Every time I bent over…ugh. If I slept on my stomach there was this pool of…goo that was in the small of my back I had to clean off. This is when I found out I was allergic to antibiotics. I went through 3 prescriptions before I was just told to take azythromiacin (Z-pack, I guess) get it over with and get better. More with the sensitive skin and pinkness and puffy, itchy face, and red eyes. Last time was on my ass. I didn’t even bother with the doctor. This was more manageable and when It was finally over I was glad it was over.

Today, I’m just old, achy and creaky. lol
My throat on the left side is sensitive. Feels weird when I swallow. When I clear my throat, it is kind of sore only on the left side. Also what’s going on is my wisdom tooth that never breaks my gums is pushing. Skin over the tooth is peeling and pushing and it’s sore. It never pushes through. I say I’m teething. Then my ear is simultaneously sensitive and sore. The extra divet, not the well area, the one that protrudes before going into the ear canal. Sensitive to touch. I had to switch the ear to which I listen to my headphones. Left side. It’s crazy.

A few years ago, my cooch spit out something green and it was cold. I was ready to KILL Him because I hadn’t slept with anyone other than him since we met that was unprotected. It was, as it turned out, some kind of bacteria that some women get once or twice in life. I haven’t had it since. Looked like dog snot.

So yeah. This was on my mind and I can’t really talk to anyone about this kind of stuff. My 2007 outbreak was ill received. It rendered me a little useless because the amount of pain it cause didn’t allow for me to do any heavy lifting especially the groin one. My mom fell and I couldn’t lift her without injuring my groin area further. It was like super early in the morning and I had to call him because there was no one else in the house capable of doing this. He told her I was unclean. Wasn’t true, but that’s what he thought of me. Possibly thinks of me. Anyway…

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Kindest regards,
Sister.