middle name. [survey] in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

What’s your middle name?
Beman. and i don’t know anyone else who has that middle name.

What are you listening to right now?
what that’s not obvious?

What was the last thing you ate?
food. oh you want to know what.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
the lady.

Do you drink?
yes

Do you smoke?
well no not currently

What is the first thing you notice in someone?
um wow good question

What is your hair color?
um.........

What is your eye color?
hazel

Do you wear contacts/glasses?
yes

Dogs or cats?
what about dogs or cats?

What’s your favorite animal?
just 1?

What’s your favorite television show?
um hm.

What’s your favorite movie?
um hm......i like ‘fight club’ quite a bit

What’s your favorite band/singer?
funny you ask cause i was thinking about this recently. probably eva cassidy and james morrison. no not jim morrison. james morrison who was not, in the doors. ok so that’s 2.

How old are you?
28

Do you have a crush on anyone?
no cause i’m not in HS.

What’s your sexual orientation?
um.

What’s your favorite color?
purple or yellow. and again that’s 2.

What was your most embarrassing moment?
weirdly enough i was thinking about this recently. one day during lunch at boarding school one of the students announced my prom date to......well at least the group at our table. and the prom date was a perfectly nice guy. but yeah.......

Do you ever wish you were someone else?
i used to. turns out the girl i wished i was had been going through some dark stuff at the time. i was also jealous of her.........and it was middle school so. it’s a confusing time and people are trying to figure out who they are.
oh i was also jealous of my friend karlye at one point. she had everything........... it wasn’t untill 15 yrs. later that i discovered via online she [also] had depression.
i’ve mentioned karlye before. she was the friend of mine who um ‘left’. of her own accord.

What were you like when you were a kid?
um.........

What would your dream house be like?
I don’t really think about things like this.

What last made you laugh?
like really laugh or like ‘oh well that’s amusing’?

What is your favorite word?
actually i quite like the c word. yes that c word. the c.......u........ yes. that one. and like it’s a legitimate medical term it just over time turned into a bad word to call a lady. [and by ‘lady’ i mean the same as ‘woman’]. i haven’t told a lot of people that. and i like the word ‘kitty’.

What is your least favorite word? ‘redundant’. i also don’t like the words ‘moist’ or ‘nap’. and if there’s a word i don’t like i won’t use it. like i’ve used the term ‘sleep break’ before. i also don’t like the word ‘happy’ cause to me that’s a momentary feeling and also it’s a ‘loud’ emotion. like besides the fact that she’s too pretty that’s why i don’t like kate hudson is cause she’s too happy. oh and while we’re talking about celebrities jenny mccarthy scares me. it’s like calm down. in her NYE show thing she was but i guess maybe she’s supposed to be. but not everyone appreciates that.kindof thing. uh but anyway words.

What turns you on?
um vulnerability actually. and comfort. and intelligence. ok so an intelligent person who looks comfortable and vulnerable. that’s........interesting.

What turns you off?
um hm

What is your star sign?
i’m a Leo.

What are your favorite books?

Do you have any siblings?
yes.

Do you like to dance?
yes

What is your definition of cheating?
um hm

Have you ever cheated on someone?
yeah.........i think. well i say ‘i think’ cause “everyone” has their own definition so.

Do you regret anything?
yes

Do you have any phobias?
yes

Ever broken any bones?
yes

Ever come close to death?
um............yeah

What is your religion, if any?
i.........well i’m not religious i’m more spiritual

Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
yes

Are looks important in a relationship?
well i mean yeah. like they’re not there all there is to it but yeah.

Are you more like your mom or your dad?
i. i’m not sure but that’s a good question. i don’t think i’m as funny as my mom who’s hilarious. well in my opinion. she has fun. and well she does enjoy her life. but idinno i’m not like.not, funny. people wouldn’t go so far as to describe me as the funny one. but we’re both intelligent. i do have her habit of taking over. well and now we know where i get it from. no um i think part of that is what we picked up from our parents but i think part of it isn’t.
my dad is. well he’s the quietest person i know. he’s intelligent........... and pretty easygoing about things and i like that in a person. i am not easygoing about things. although my mom thinks i am cause she doesn’t see that part of me. and my dad um likes nature.

ok so then my mom.

What is your favorite season?
summer. and some people are like ‘i don’t like summer cause then it’s fall and then it’s winter’. well thanks for ruining my fave season. no um everyone has a preference for that. obvs. as evidenced by the question. wow............go me. actually i like summer cause it’s hot but then there are more people out and i don’t like.people. also there’s AC everywhere and that’s.that’s weird AC is weird. like why is it winter in here? and ceiling fans make me dizzy........which is why i never have mine on. ok so before i start going on about that.

but i mean other than the people and the AC. yeah i’m a fan. of summer.

Do you have any tattoos?
no

Do you have any piercings?
no

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
um wow...........idk 5 or 6

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
well i’m not in HS so.

Who is your celebrity crush?
see above answer.

Are you a virgin?
no and not by choice

Do you get jealous easily?
i’m not sure

What is your favorite type of food?
i like italian and i’ve been wanting pasta lately

Do you ever want to get married?
well...........i’m not sure if i’d want to get married but i don’t think i’d want a um wedding. and the well ok the main reason is cause i wouldn’t want my dad to see like actually physically see me in my wedding dress as i’m way too self conscious and also i don’t trust him. well i guess i could always elope [well so much for that] but. that’s like saying to other people ‘yeah you’re not allowed to see me get married’. also i’m on both sides so i do have the option of marrying a lady esp. now that it’s legal in the states. but idinno.......... having my family know just seems weird. like if my sister came to me and told me she was a lesbian it’d be more shocking then if my friend susie came and told me. also i don’t know that i’m meant for relationships. since the longest one i’ve had lasted a yr. and 2 months.

Who was your first kiss with?
it was either during a game of spin the cell phone or w/ my first boyfriend. i was in boarding school.

Have you ever been cheated on?
No but i thought i had and was upset about it for quite some time. and now i feel stupid for thinking i had.been.

What is your idea of the perfect date?
um hm wow

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
i’m an introvert

Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
oh god i misread that as ‘do you believe aliens?’ and i’m all ‘do i believe aliens what?’

What talent do you wish you’d been born with?
I’m fine with my talents as they are.

What is your saddest memory?
Now I have to rank them? Fuck this question.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
i don’t.........know

Do you believe in soul mates?
well i don’t know if i believe in them but i like the idea of multiple ones

Have you ever dyed your hair?
i.no.

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
not that i’m aware of

Would you go against your moral code for money?
like........how exactly?

What are three things most people don’t know about you?
um hm.

Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
you mean like a stuffed animal? the term ‘stuffed toy’ has me picturing like a lego guy w/ stuffing inside of him. well a lego’s a toy.

How long was your longest relationship?
i’ve already answered this.

Is the glass half empty or half full?
it’s half empty. and cracked. at times.

What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
um wow good question

Who is your most loyal friend?
well there was Pat but then. he. is not w/ us anymore.

Are you in a relationship?
no

If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
i well..........

Are you a bad person?
well i think everyone’s a good person only bc i don’t like labeling things as ‘bad’. like if my day wasn’t great then i’ll state that. or if something i’ve eaten wasn’t great then it’s like ‘well it’s ok’ or. ‘ya know that wasn’t that good’. i think some people are better than others and then i think there are ok people.

Are you a lover or a fighter?
um hm.

What did you do on your last birthday?
i. well we went to VI [village inn i mean not the roman numeral for 5] and then my mom & i saw the sheep movie. yeah that was a weird movie.

What is your favorite quote and why?
i really like the quote a ship may be safe at harbor but that’s not what a ship is built for.

If your best friend died, what would you do?
well he already has so.

If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
um hm wow

If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
um.............

Are you happier single or in a relationship?
again. i don’t like the word ‘happy’. which yes i realise wasn’t the question.

Who were you in a past life?
let’s not please. it reminds me of a part of my life i don’t like to talk about nor think about.

What is your happiest childhood memory?
i don’t have one really. cause that’s what i’d consider normal stuff and that stuff doesn’t seem real.

Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
i misread that as ‘explained’ and so i’m like ‘explained it to who/m, exactly?’. and i think i might have.

Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Yes.

If you were the president, what would you do?
um wow

What is your ideal career?
i’m not that ambitious or goal oriented good god. that’s.intimidating.

What is your political affiliation?
i..........i’m not

Are you conservative or liberal?
uh...........

Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
that wow that’s a good question

Do you like kissing in public?
yeah i think

If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
um hm wow

Where would you like to live?
London. or Amsterdam.

Where would you go on your dream vacation?
i don’t really have one and i don’t think about things in that way.

Describe yourself in one word.

Describe yourself in one sentence.