2/07/06 in Open diary entries
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THE YEAR’S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: - 2/7/2006
Crack Found on
Governor’s Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that’s taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[mind your own business!]
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[no-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges
[you mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: FacesBatteryCharge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]
LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that sign right?]
work tonight. yay. not.
do you know what i realize? i really hate not having a paid diary. lol i was so damn spoiled! the popup blocker just doesn’t catch the pop ups here. why is that? hmmm.
i know that i’ve failed to mention that we’ve gotten a treadmill. i’ve been a good girl and using it almost every day. the only time i dont is when i’m working, it will make my feet and legs hurt before i get to work. that wouldn’t be good. besides, the last time i wore a pedometer at work, i walked over two miles total. i try to take the long way around to add extra steps… never mind the times i run down the hall whenever a personal alarm goes off.
winter has finally arrived. all these months, we’ve not had seriously cold weather for any amount of time. finally its cold out. again, i was so damn spoiled! its a good thing i have my knit pink bo-sox cap to keep my ears warm.
i’m trying to get my voice back here.. so please forgive the poor writing, writing about nothing, etc etc
i guess i’ll go get my coffee now.
lol those headlines are priceless :o)
2/7/2006 3:41:08 PM [Gypsy Witch]
Love the headlines!
HUGS!2/7/2006 10:25:07 PM [MidnightNurse]
Coffee??? That IS your voice, my friend. Do not fear…you are back!2/10/2006 1:46:51 AM [Ya-ya]
I’ve given up on buying anymore exercise equipment. I use them once or twice and the novelty wears off and they become coat racks!2/11/2006 8:10:48 PM [MamaMia]
coffee ;o)2/13/2006 12:47:55 PM [gossamer_windweb]
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